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6/27/2013 3:03:39 AM
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Why Vien is Impossible
We all know Vien. The man that plays pretend as a Sangheili, or, in other terms, an Elite from the Halo Series. As fun as pretending to be a scaly, four-mandibled creature may be, I'm here to crack down on this impostor, and prove how his Eliteness is impossible.
First off, he speaks with humans. This is severely frowned upon in Sangheili culture, even after the Great Schism occurred. Now assuming "Vien" somehow came from the future to know the knowledge he knows of Halo culture, he would still see us as inferior.
But, okay, let's say...Vien got past that barrier. Why is he even allowed to be on here? According to Sangheili society, all males are bred to be warriors. They do nothing that does not make them stronger. And he spends his hours...blogging and eating Nutella?
Another thing, Sangheili are quick to get angry, and highly intelligent. Do either of those sound like Vien?
Female Sangheili, in Sangheili culture, are also trained to be warriors, but are to always stay on the homestead, and not take a man's job. Is Vien a stoic sexist? I don't think so, he shows his passion all the time.
Oh, and when Sangheili have the "ee" at the end of their name, it most likely means that they are still with the Covenant. So, Vien...why do you profess human companionship, but secretly harbor a genocidal hatred?
Boom.
Also, I'd like an intellectual response to why you are an Elite, rather then just saying "NO"
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8 RepliesYou know what's the most amazing thing... ID: Vien Quitonmee Joined Sep 10 2011 142 Followers >142 Followers >142 Follow- >142
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Hail Vien!
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I thought there was a Vien account, and then someone else made an account that was in love with Vien, but Vien ended up leaving this other account which is why the current Vien account's name is Vien Quit On Me.....
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As much as I do like a good joke... This is taking it too far.
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Maybe he's actually a female elite on the homestead?
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Vien, a Human? Nah.
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Halo lore refresher, Always nice. In all honesty I don't really care how someone acts on a video game forum. I'm only confused as to when Everyone decided Vien was the leader of this forum...
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He knows too much.....He must go....
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Aww. Why ruin the fun?
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Vien is an Elite. This is the law of Bnet.
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14 RepliesOriginal poster, are you familiar with the various soaps I use whilst bathing? Shall I switch brands as well?
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Edited by Ghost 0f Dawn2: 6/27/2013 5:33:05 AMVien not a real Sangheili? Heresy! Remove this filth! Edit: I mean you of course, not Vien. Down with the nonbeliever!
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Edited by Flawless Cowboy: 6/27/2013 5:14:13 AMI actually just played 3 levels of CEA with him. He slaughtered his kin without mercy. Or rather I did. But he participated.
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I think you mean that Blien is improbable.
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Interesting development
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3 Replies2/10 Just because I like Vien and thought this thread was stupid.
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1 Reply...I am ashamed I even read the first two sentences. [b]WELL NO SHIT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!![/b] Why did you even go through the trouble to write that whole thing out.
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2 Replies*raises a hand* He is indeed a reject from their society like me. On the Flood, human and sangheili alike, we are all social rejects, are we not?
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Of course he is real.
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You people are friggin' weird.
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24 RepliesI speak for us all when i say... "Get rid of Vien as the Floods leader, elect a more competent leader and ban the Elites".
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The guy has dozens if not hundreds of pictures of semi-nude Sangheili in denim jeans. That's all you really need to know about him.
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Vien is an exile from Sanghelios and for years wanders the wastes of space until he found earth, a place where he could stay hidden.
