So today, I was walking down the street when I sneezed. Next thing I know, some Christian asshole says "Bless you" and walks away. I couldn't believe my ears! This fuckwad was trying to shove his religious bullshit down my throat! Well, I simply can't have this. I say us atheist protest the use of the phrase "bless you", and if you don't agree, you're a blubbering retard.
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4/10 for effort. 6/10 for replies. Too obvious. The story seems believable at first, but your name in addition to the hyperbolic speech you chose easily gives away the ruse. In addition, the "lolamerica" tag feels tacked on just for added affect. If not a troll thread, it does however do decently as a satire of bnet's atheists.