By the powers invested in me by my long face, I now declare myself the sovereign ruler of the offtopic form A.K.A. The flood. I will require a queen, 7 guards, and a jester.
Jester: Dangersly Awkwrd
Guard(s): Big Boss (head guard), Nick Saban.
Royal Fish: Divine Thuner14
Royal Blacksmith: Dillon the Smith
Whipping boys: Peestil and Mr Pinata
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#Offtopic
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The last time I met someone who called itself "Sovereign", I blew them up. You should leave.
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If you're the King, then please call me your Führer.
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Know thy place, boy. That position belongs to me, vien, and SecondClass Bitch
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so like a real monarchy you're just an out of date thing that's primary goal now Is to attract tourists ?
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Make me Lord Inquisitor. I shall root out heresy.
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I request a position as the royal crab.
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I shalt be thy royal bodyguard. Not only am I a bodyguard, but I will also find your daughter and save her if you were ever killed by magic-wielding political plotters hired by only your royal advisers.
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I shall be your knight
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I'll be your queen:)
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Edited by Dillon The Smith: 4/7/2013 10:49:28 PMI'll be your royal blacksmith.
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As the Flood's eternal guardian, I must suggest that you comprise your 7 guards from my forces. All will be protected.
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Did he say king?
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Can I be the head guard?
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Can I be a watchman? I mean, I really can't do much in a fishbowl.
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Edited by GKR: 4/7/2013 8:20:51 PMI'll be jester. Because, why not?
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I'll be the state deity.
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I'll be a guard.
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OP is a pegboy.
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Edited by TheBrandingIron: 4/7/2013 7:45:50 PM
Started a new topic: I am NOT the Flood's new propaganda poster man!(2 Replies))
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You are no king, but a tyrant. Sic semper tyrannus.
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Can I be the mayor of the Gaming forum???
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We already have a queen and king. You're about six years too late.
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Furries can't be kings.
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get out