originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted but... Why the rum? I wish that pirates werent ghey...
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granted but you die i wish for a plasma gun THAT CAN BURN ALL THE RUM!?!??!?!?!?!
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Granted but no. I wish tonight was more fun.
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Granted. Why would i corrupt this wish? you have no clue how to play it anyways. I'd teach you. really. honestly. I got my companion in Oblivion, his name is H'shiidar, and he rocks. He's the really really loyal bodyguard. I got new threads too, so this regards my wish... I wish my awsome pirate boots didn't have clipping errors, and that i had pirate boots too. They're WAY cool looking. I love olden styled clothing.
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Granted, but you're a wallflower. I wish I had a guitar.
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Granted, but you get jumped and jacked your first night out. I wish I partied more.
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Granted, but when you create a sexy elven female, a bug in the game makes her into a huge hairy, sweaty guy who loves to administer surprise butt secks. But at least he'll have company! I wish I had money to go out and party.
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Granted, but you buy a whole bunch of generic white paint balls, and you shoot you're eye by COMPLETE accident. Unfortunately, some wierd chemical reaction occurs, and you will forever look like some guy jizzed you in the face. Sorry dude. I wish i could create a companion mod for Daeshuus in Oblivion. It's very lonely where he travels...
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Granted but... that's just stupid. I wish I had a paintball gun.
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Granted, but you wake up the next morning with rabies. I wish for a paint ball RPG.
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Granted, but six dwarfs burn it. I wish I had a pet dragon.
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Granted, but you also get a lung cancer. I wish I had a number "7" hood ornament.
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Granted, but a string breaks and cracks you in the eye. I wish I was a dragon.
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Granted, but you immediately fall asleep at 10:00 pm everyday. I wish I was a beast at guitar.
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Granted, but your ship asplodes? I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Granted, but all the water is disintegrated thus you drown. I wish I could go to the moon.
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granted but you die i wish i wish i was a fish
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Grant, but you piss me off and I start killing everyone's mothers. I wish I was super cut.
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Granted. But you feel so good, that you jump out of bed, dislocating every joint in you're body. then you must live every moment for the rest of you're life in loosey gooseyness. Oh. and pain. LOTS of pain. CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!! except you. (reverse use of your evil method) i wish for everyone to be happy :D
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Granted, but you dont get abs... you get beer. One of the beers is poisoned. unfortunately, you already died FROM alcohal poisoning. I really wish that i wasnt overweight. it's not really the weight i give a damn about, just the fat hanging off my gut. Luckily, it aint SO bad looking, as im very tall. no muffintops for me!
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Granted, but ZOMG. I wish I had a six pack.
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Granted. But you feel so good, that you jump out of bed, dislocating every joint in you're body. then you must live every moment for the rest of you're life in loosey gooseyness. Oh. and pain. LOTS of pain. CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!! except you. I wish people would read my fanfic. Imma update it soon. NO... not with more stuff, just a prolouge. I've considered revising the story, as it is currently dull. dont corrupt this. My fanfic does NOT blow. Im gonna have screenies of my guy. You'll see, why i like him. YYOULL SEE.
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granted but your head asplodes!! I wish to not to be sick
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Granted, but then he leaves again? I wish I had more Trance artists.
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eh, but when you grab for a hold of it, it burns your hands off in unholy fire, so the spanish inquisition needs to come and purge u, so thus you burn either way i wish ciaran was back!
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Granted but... nobody reads your fanfic. >> I wish I read your fanfic.