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2/25/2024 6:51:46 PM
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Why is mummification no longer an option
Who says I want to decompose?
Do you know how funny it’ll be in a couple thousand years, when all that is left of my generation is bone except for one perfectly preserved human specimen.
Better yet lay my mummified remains under the bass pro shop pyramid. And fill my tomb with precious Mardi Gras beads
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Edited by Speaker: 2/27/2024 7:10:33 PMModern Embalming originated with the Egyptians. They just forego the wrapping in silk these days, seeing as it's less about being preserved for the afterlife and more about looking good for the Wake. Don't worry. You will mummify eventually! Edit: Linen, not silk
