It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. Rumors about personnel creating a henchmen labor union has reached HYDRA High Command but were dismissed as falsehoods spread by SHIELD to destabilize us. As of 20 minutes ago, HYDRA analysts have confirmed the rumors were true. Personnel at twenty two different HYDRA bases worldwide have banded together to create the International Brotherhood of Evil Grunts. They have sent a list of the following demands to Red Skull which they want met or they will conduct a workers strike:
1. All cafeterias in all bases are to cease serving two year old hardtack and start serving well-balanced, delicious meals.
2. Every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday.
3. The plumbing in all bases is to be fixed.
4. Full reinstatement of all benefits.
5. Paid vacation leave.
6. Install safety nets to save suicidal workers.
7. Hire exterminators to solve the rat problems in almost every base.
We will not tolerate labor unions within our ranks. Red Skull has commanded Skull Team 6 to conduct a purge of insubordinate personnel, one base at a time. Operation: Unionsuit is in effect. Will your holy statueness' hail HYDRA? Or will your holy statueness' support the newly formed International Brotherhood of Evil Grunts? Don't let us down!
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HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
Edit: MISSION SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNION WORKERS PURGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Goooo IBEG!