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Off-topic Election Poll #2: And then there were six...

Girraffalope

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Aifos

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Raider215

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Insane

9

Blaze

21

Acro Blood Thief

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Welcome to the next day of the polls, attack helicopters and crusaders. I hope you all had a good day yesterday, however you spent it. We are down to six candidates today, and will vote off one by the end of this cycle. The vote will be certified on Monday. The next planned poll will eliminate two candidates. I suggest making your policies known, as the competition shall grow fierce in these final polls.

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  • Edited by Girraffalope: 11/27/2020 11:01:47 PM
    Good evening jim-jams! If you didn’t already know, I am the current president of this gutter, and I intended to leave after this term, but they locked the door. I’ve been eating cereal crumbs off the floor for the last two weeks. Achieving a second term is the only way to survive. Now, my policies! 1: leather pants are not cool 2wo: I think we should implement a dress code. U gotta wear bee colors on Thursdays (I was born on a Thursday) (again, no leather pants) Thr33: everybody gets a longsword. Any “murders” committed with your personal longsword will be pardoned Foor: the literate will once a week, be forced to take turns reading Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll into a loudspeaker in the town square. This will create an endless loop of my favorite poem for all of Offtopic to enjoy Fiv5: ordinary numbers are boring $ix: don’t let Harold out Sven: new gameshow for Offtopic to participate in! Aight: Cash prize to anyone who learns Gregory’s real name Nein: tambourines are banned. They’re too loud. Too powerful. !0: I love you all, not in that way, don’t make it weird. See you on the other side, or not Maybe-soon-to-be-former President Girraffalope, out

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