[spoiler] inspiration from hail Hydra dude, I hope I don't get bant[/spoiler][spoiler]viewer discretion is advised[/spoiler][spoiler]why am I doing this[/spoiler] [quote][b]You come home after a long day at college. Your professor cussed you out in class for not writing your name on your paper. Right now, you just feel like crying. Not because of a simple mistake, but because you had a huge crush on your professor. All you want from him is to see you as someone from the opposite sex. Not some stupid kid who can't write a name on her paper[/b][/quote] [b]You[/b]: Ugh... Today... I wish I could erase today... [i]*your cat mittens leaps into your lap*[/i] Multiple Choice: [spoiler]You pet the cat and snuggle[/spoiler][spoiler][quote][quote][quote][b][i][u]YOU -blam!-ING KNEE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LITTLE -blam!-[/u][/i][/b][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler] [quote][b]After dealing with your cat, you decide you deserve just a night out in the Town Square of Offtopic. You decide to hit up Blazes Bar, that's where you feel most at home anyways! You board the train and look at your phone. Then all of a sudden, you spot something on social media. Ult Loot Crate, in his semi-finals Arena Toga. You can't look away, he's always been your celebrity crush. I mean who wouldn't??? He was just too cute!! You fantasized just what it would be like to meet him, to see that ripped body shine in the sunlight.[/b][/quote] [quote][b]At long last the train stops, and you arrive at your destination. You head in excited, you've been dying for a drink! You see your good friend blaze at the bar and go talk to him[/b][/quote] [b]Blaze[/b]: Hey ice cube! [quote][b]That was the nickname for you at the bar, you won the ice eating championship and got your picture on the wall after all! You giggle at the thought of the thought of just being recognized[/b][/quote] [b]You[/b]: Hey Blaze! I've had a long day... Can I get usual? [b]Blaze[/b]: Aw I'm sorry baby, sure thing! Want a Little extra of the good stuff? [b]You[/b]: O-Oh, no I shouldn't... Well... What the hell! Give it to me! [b]Blaze[/b]: Ha, attagirl! [quote][b]You down your drink and your face is flushed. Sweet relief! But... Not enough relief... You put your head down on the table[/b][/quote] [b]Blaze[/b]: Hey, you still look down! Chin up lass! It's Friday! [b]You[/b]: ... [b]Blaze[/b]: Hmm... Well you know what... I got a little surprise for you [b]You[/b]: surprise? [b]Blaze[/b]: Yeah we got a little... Private show going on in the back. It usually costs a fortune to get in but... I'll make an exception. Go in on ahead in the back [b]You[/b]: What? [b]Blaze[/b]: Trust me, I think it'll be right up your alley [quote][b]You finally give and go to see what the buzz was you open the door and hear the faint sound of music. You walk around the corner and you see two men. One on a pole, the other watching. You don't know who they are but it hits you. It's... Not it can't be... It's your professor, Lee, dancing on a pole!!! And the person watching is... Crate!?! He looks bored, but then he makes eye contact with you. He grins[/b][/quote] [b]Crate[/b]: Well, well, well! More fun?? [b]Lee[/b]: That's going to cost you ex- [quote][b]Lee turns around and sees you. You lock eyes and you both blush. For a moment your both speechless. You finally work up the courage to say something[/b][/quote] [b]You[/b]: L-Lee...? I-Is that you...? [quote][b]Lee turns around and gets off stage hiding in embarrassment. You were shocked, but couldn't help but admire how cute he was when he was embarrassed. You almost drooled seeing him shirtless but you restrained yourself. He was a lot more cut than you thought[/b][/quote] [b]Crate[/b]: Hey?! I paid to see you dance! Dance! [b]Lee[/b]: You're just doing this cause you wanna embarrass me. I should've never told you about my side gig... -_- [b]Crate[/b]: well maybe but... Someone just walked in, she's cute don't you think? Maybe you could show her a good time? [b]Lee[/b]: M-me...? [b]Crate[/b]: Yeah! Not like you know her or anything [b]Lee[/b]: ... [b]Crate[/b]: Wait you do??? Holy shit! Hahaha!!!! [b]You[/b]: I-i would never do something like this... I-i mean I shouldn't anyways... [quote][b]They both look at you. Lee is embarrassed but he seems a little interested, and crate is lusting after you. You stand there and ponder what you should do[/b][/quote] Multiple Choice: Lee: [spoiler]You work up your courage, maybe because of the alcohol, but you felt this was your only chance. You walk over to Lee... He blushes... That catches you off guard... You slip! But he catches you. Your face however... It's in a lewd place. All of a sudden something rises and pokes your face. It can't be... Is it...???? ITS HUGE. I guess they don't call him Magnum for nothing. Lee, now full past embarrassment just looks at you in pure lust Lee: <Your Name> *You blush* You: Y-yes? Lee: Follow me. Sorry crate, I quit Crate: Ugh... You asshole! Lee takes you back to his apartment. All of your fantasies come true[/spoiler] Crate: [spoiler]You decide doing something like this with Lee would get him into too much trouble, so out of your love for him, you try to leave. You run out crying. Blaze tries to say something but you ran too fast to hear. You collapse on the park bench, crying and shouting. All of a sudden, a hand grabs your shoulder. You expect Lee, but... It's crate? Crate: Hey. You: C-crate? Crate picks you up off the bench and holds you close to his chest. His chest... Wow... You can't stop trying to dig your head into it. All your troubles fade away. He lifts your head, and you stare at each other for a moment. Crate: Let's go back to my place. You'll like it, trust me You: O-ok! You know you would enjoy it. Very much.[/spoiler] Both: [spoiler]With your heart beating so fast you act in pure passion. You grab Lee and swing him onto Crate, who's sitting on the couch. You're biting your lip so hard it almost bleeds You: You two. Stand up. They both get up shyly, not expecting these types of demands. But they wanted to know where it would lead. You drop to your knees... Crate and Lee look at each other and grin. Your domineering attitude soon fades and your blushing the hardest you ever had in your life. Lee caresses the side of your face and let's you know it's ok. What was about to happen, you didn't know. All you know is that you've never been more ready in your life.[/spoiler] Time to jump off a bridge!