Welcome to the first match of the first OAFL Tourney! I, Ronin, will be your host today, and I will narrate the duel between Lee the Sheriff and NightHawk377!
We are here in the Oasis for today’s match! The sun ravages the desert around, but the remains of a village provide shade and cool air, protection from the heat. A lake lies still in the middle of the village, providing cool water for the ghost town.
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4][u]This[/u][/url] begins playing over the still air, and a whirlwind whips up on one side of the lake! NightHawk arrives out of the whirlwind, and his eyes glow an unnerving red.
[url=https://soundcloud.com/reporter-uwu/old-town-road-senzawa][u]This[/u][/url] begins playing over the still air, after NightHawk and his song finish, and Lee walks in to the village with his head staring at the floor. He mutters, “This town [b][i]IS[/i][/b] big enough for the both of us!” and looks up at NightHawk, ready for battle.
[i][b][u]DUEL START!!![/u][/b][/i]
NightHawk calls out to Lee, “You ready to die, Sheriff?”
Lee responds with his own taunt, “Haha! I’d like to see you try…”
“You will meet your demi-” NightHawk begins, but Lee interrupts him midway through!
“-blam!-! I remembered I left my pr0n tab open! I need to get home before the girls see it!”
Wait… what is this? Lee is running back to the main city! Lee!! Where are you going?!
“Sorry, have fun in your next match!”
What on earth just happened?
[b][i][u]NightHawk377 wins by forfeit![/u][/i][/b]
[spoiler]OK, the next match is lukerfr VS. OneEyeBucky. Both of you guys, check your PMs. As far as this match goes, I’ll give NightHawk the win, but he won’t gain a victory point toward his next rank. It was a win by forfeit with no match fought.[/spoiler]
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LMAO. This is golden.