The Tangled Shore is a beautiful place and whether your browsing the spider’s stock(Spider has wares if you have coin), putting some baddies back in the prison of elders, busting caps in Skorn, clapping some cabal cheeks, racing through the tangled shore on a sparrow, or just looking at the beautifully crafted world. There’s something for everyone at the shore. But maybe you want to get away from it all, and take a break. Welcome to the, not so empty, Empty Tank. Wether your here to fill your empty pockets with glimmer or wash away the memories of your last gambit match with a bottle of rum, this place has it all! The fallen regularly come here to forget about the struggles of life and to enjoy themselves. There’s a DJ that plays some music. Now any D1 veteran would know that the same music would play in the tower and you might say, “wow Bungie even reskined their radio.” Remember this is fallen we are talking about. It’s likely that when the red legion took control of the city, fallen led small groups into the city to scavenge. They probably discovered this while searching the tower. Shanks will serve drinks and a servitor will dispense ether. We should really appreciate how technologically advanced the fallen are. The shanks can balance the drinks and fight in combat without spilling a drop! AMazInG! After dispatching the drunken fallen, take a look around. Their is a wide range of fallen equipment and tools lying around. You can find a helmet belonging to one of the spiders soldiers. This shows that even they sometimes come for a quick drink. There’s a bucket in the corner. Now this looks like it would be used when someone had a little too much to drink but, actually it’s used to collect titan tears. Why use buckets? You might ask. Unless you want this place to end up like the moon of titan I suggest you let them cry in the bucket. Random Warlock: DerpyTaco you said I could fill my pockets with glimmer. DerpyTaco: That’s where we are headed next! First let take a head count and make sure no one got lost on the tour. 1, 2, 3, 4... where’s the titan? Random Warlock: He’s crying in the bucket. Azilis Fallen Marauder: You looking to place some bets and repay your debts?Here for entertainment? Well let’s make an arrangement! Welcome to fallen fight club! If it’s your first night you have to fight! Azilis controls the arena. Watch epic battles between Thralls, Screebs, Cabal War Hounds, and fallen who think they got what it takes to survive the ring. Azilis: Want to show your power? Step into the ring and make your enemies cower! Or you can watch and hold your... crotch?(ran out of rhymes :D) Be carful though, the fight doesn’t end until one of you is dead and your opponents are well fed and ready to put YOU on your death bed! Those who survive the arena become Azilis’ champion and get access to his personal armory. Inside we can see just how long this operation has been going on. We notice a Cabal shield that likely belonged to the Sky Burners or some other pre-Red legion faction. Several weapons that belong to different factions, including a few that look like they were stolen from the vanguards armory, are also strewn about. A titan helmet rest on a table. It’s likely that a titan lost it and instead of looking for it he decided it was better to cry in the bucket. There is also what could possibly be the remains of a destroyed hive relic likely stolen from the crashed warship. And what’s this, a crumpled piece of paper? Why, it seems to be patch notes for a warlock buff and the removal of enhancement cores. Drunker than a whale on a sail and pockets filled with more glimmer than one can imagine. It’s time to leave and spend your fortune. PSA: Please don’t send hate to Cozmo or Dmg. They have no control over Bungie’s terrible decisions. All they did was pass the feedback to Bungie. IMO: Enhancement cores should drop from strikes and public events, or just removed all together from infusion. Also: The titan bucket is only a joke unless you cry about it. Stay positive and Neurf TItANS :D Joke time! It’s the Great Depression! There’s these two guys one has no arms. D: They enter a town that has a big bell tower! They get a job. They have to ring the bell. The mayor shows them the bell. Mayor: be carful the floor is very old. The first man reaches the bell but falls through the floor and dies. Man with no arms: I’ll get it! Mayor: How? Man with no arms: I’ll use my head! He jumps, hits the bell and falls to his death. The town gathers around the two dead men asking who they were. Suddenly the sheriff walks up and says “I don’t know who this guy is but, this one’s face rings a bell.” Edit: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/251615590/0/0 F :(