The Tangled Shore is a beautiful place and whether your browsing the spider’s stock(Spider has wares if you have coin), putting some baddies back in the prison of elders, busting caps in Skorn, clapping some cabal cheeks, racing through the tangled shore on a sparrow, or just looking at the beautifully crafted world. There’s something for everyone at the shore. But maybe you want to get away from it all, and take a break.
Welcome to the, not so empty, Empty Tank.
Wether your here to fill your empty pockets with glimmer or wash away the memories of your last gambit match with a bottle of rum, this place has it all!
The fallen regularly come here to forget about the struggles of life and to enjoy themselves. There’s a DJ that plays some music. Now any D1 veteran would know that the same music would play in the tower and you might say, “wow Bungie even reskined their radio.”
Remember this is fallen we are talking about. It’s likely that when the red legion took control of the city, fallen led small groups into the city to scavenge. They probably discovered this while searching the tower.
Shanks will serve drinks and a servitor will dispense ether. We should really appreciate how technologically advanced the fallen are. The shanks can balance the drinks and fight in combat without spilling a drop! AMazInG!
After dispatching the drunken fallen, take a look around. Their is a wide range of fallen equipment and tools lying around. You can find a helmet belonging to one of the spiders soldiers. This shows that even they sometimes come for a quick drink.
There’s a bucket in the corner. Now this looks like it would be used when someone had a little too much to drink but, actually it’s used to collect titan tears. Why use buckets? You might ask. Unless you want this place to end up like the moon of titan I suggest you let them cry in the bucket.
Random Warlock: DerpyTaco you said I could fill my pockets with glimmer.
DerpyTaco: That’s where we are headed next! First let take a head count and make sure no one got lost on the tour. 1, 2, 3, 4... where’s the titan?
Random Warlock: He’s crying in the bucket.
Azilis Fallen Marauder: You looking to place some bets and repay your debts?Here for entertainment? Well let’s make an arrangement! Welcome to fallen fight club! If it’s your first night you have to fight!
Azilis controls the arena. Watch epic battles between Thralls, Screebs, Cabal War Hounds, and fallen who think they got what it takes to survive the ring.
Azilis: Want to show your power? Step into the ring and make your enemies cower! Or you can watch and hold your... crotch?(ran out of rhymes :D) Be carful though, the fight doesn’t end until one of you is dead and your opponents are well fed and ready to put YOU on your death bed!
Those who survive the arena become Azilis’ champion and get access to his personal armory. Inside we can see just how long this operation has been going on. We notice a Cabal shield that likely belonged to the Sky Burners or some other pre-Red legion faction. Several weapons that belong to different factions, including a few that look like they were stolen from the vanguards armory, are also strewn about. A titan helmet rest on a table. It’s likely that a titan lost it and instead of looking for it he decided it was better to cry in the bucket. There is also what could possibly be the remains of a destroyed hive relic likely stolen from the crashed warship. And what’s this, a crumpled piece of paper? Why, it seems to be patch notes for a warlock buff and the removal of enhancement cores.
Drunker than a whale on a sail and pockets filled with more glimmer than one can imagine. It’s time to leave and spend your fortune.
PSA: Please don’t send hate to Cozmo or Dmg. They have no control over Bungie’s terrible decisions. All they did was pass the feedback to Bungie.
IMO: Enhancement cores should drop from strikes and public events, or just removed all together from infusion.
Also: The titan bucket is only a joke unless you cry about it.
Stay positive and Neurf TItANS :D
Joke time!
It’s the Great Depression! There’s these two guys one has no arms. D:
They enter a town that has a big bell tower! They get a job. They have to ring the bell. The mayor shows them the bell.
Mayor: be carful the floor is very old.
The first man reaches the bell but falls through the floor and dies.
Man with no arms: I’ll get it!
Mayor: How?
Man with no arms: I’ll use my head!
He jumps, hits the bell and falls to his death.
The town gathers around the two dead men asking who they were.
Suddenly the sheriff walks up and says
“I don’t know who this guy is but, this one’s face rings a bell.”
Edit: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/251615590/0/0
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[quote]clapping some cabal cheeks[/quote] I do enjoy a good alliteration
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I love these
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I wish we could peacefully enter the Lost Sector and chill with the Fallen
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Ether tastes weird
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First rule of Fight Club May I add this to my [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/245771343/0/0]Archive[/url]? [spoiler]The Archive is a collection of posts on Destiny Companion. They contain an alphabetical list of writers in the Destiny community and links to their stories. Basically, with your permission, I put your name in with a link to your story. You get all the credit, and everyone has easy access to your story at all times. To find out more about the Archive, follow the link above (click the yellow word “Archive”). If you do not respond, I will assume you are inactive and wait about a week before adding your story to the Archive. If at any time you ask me to remove your story from the Archive, I will do so.[/spoiler]
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[quote]clapping some cabal cheeks[/quote] Heh. [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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we titans don’t cry that often. I have you know I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my ether garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes. We also don’t use buckets. [spoiler]why do you think our shoulder pads are so big and boxy?[/spoiler]
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I like this. It's funny and awesome
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I still think it sucks that we can't just pay the cover charge and go in the Empty Tank for some drinks and giggles. Without, you know, getting shot at.
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Ahem! As a Titan main I feel it is my duty to inform you.... I NEVER CRY ONLY SMASH! Aaaaarrgh!
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Lmao !! As a Titan main I am offended by this post XD !!
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Can we just recognize that the presence of gear from multiple fallen factions shows they understand the concept of "truce" and "inter-tribal unity".
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Actually you remind me of a similar joke: Lost my watch in a night club the other day, must have fallen from my wrist while I was dancing. I looked all around the dancefloor then finally I saw it, but some guy was standing on it. I looked up and realised he was touching some poor girl and she certainly wasn't enjoying it so I went up and punched him in the face. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch!
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Bump neurf titans way too op
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Love the joke
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Edited by Kemaleon: 4/2/2019 11:34:56 AMI was honestly shocked Bungie put that Paul McCartney song in there, I thought they had tried their best to remove it from our memories. If any of you guys haven't yet seen the video of it, prepare to be dazzled! [url=https://youtu.be/163_C5UVU-I]Hope for the Future![/url] (youtube link)
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[quote](Spider has wares if you have coin)[/quote] This one sees and is pleased with what you have done here. Sadly, our many armed friend does not provide the skooma this one seeks.
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I sorta wish we could just pay the bouncer at the empty tank and come in peacefully
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The only thing I’m taking away from this is Neurf Titans. It’s time for the movement to begin!
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Can’t stand your shitty grammar derp.
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First rule about the Fallen Fight Club is that we don't talk about the Fallen Fight Club
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love the tangled shore; hate that its a ghost town though.
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BrInG bAcK dRaKsIs tAnIkS fOr HuNtEr VaNgUaRd
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Remember the most important rule. What happens in the empty tank stays in the empty tank.
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