Greeting Offtopicia! It is I, The Commander! I am here to tell you of an opportunity to protect your families and loved ones! Do you desire to protect your planet from extraterrestrial threats? Well look no further! X-Com (Extraterrestrial Combat Unit) is an elite division, looking for brave men and women who seek to take up arms in defense of their planet! We have openings in a variety of positions, from engineers to soldiers. The only conditions are:
1. You don't have to be super familiar with X-Com, but it is recommended
2. You must never reveal any of the secrets that you have learned, or you will be relieved of your position
Edit: Clyde-4 is now in the running for Chief Scientist
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251310659?sort=0&page=0
Edit: Blade329 is now our official Bradford
Edit: TexasJedi is Chief Engineer
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I remember someone doing something like this a while ago... It was cool!
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I downloaded the game when it was on sale for free, but I never actually played it. Is it good?
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I am terrestrial and extraterrestrial. What say you to that?
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Hmm interesting, so many groups seem to be forming, and now we have one for alien threats.
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I volunteer for the psi trooper experiment
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I'll take the job of chief weaponsmith
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Welcome fellow stranger! Obey the law and we might just be best friends.
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The Brotherhood gladly greets the new anti alien force. Enjoy your stay in Off-topic
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Can I be an alien? Like from Mexico?
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Sniper?
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In in let’s shoot things
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Can I be the cook? I'm gonna make some weird shit out of Avatar body parts
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Edited by Posh Josh: 3/13/2019 10:09:12 PMI’m interested, what can I do to convince you that I should be recruited
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Alright, since you’re relatively safer now, I’m going to leave you here. I’ve got other business elsewhere - Toaster’s armies aren’t going to fight themselves.
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Interesting...
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Edited by blade329: 3/13/2019 8:50:24 PMI'll give you $100 if you can show me how to mute Bradford, during the missions. "Commander, we are running out time...." "Commander, we have to get to........" "Commander, we have to rescue....." "Commander....the Avatar Project...." "Commander......this....." "Commander....the Avatar Project...." "Commander.......that....."
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Hehe, aliens, right. [spoiler]you may have difficulty with the head cannons of some of the folks here.[/spoiler]
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A new group arises I see... interesting
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Uh, do you need pilots? And a base? And just supplies in general?
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Well that's quite the coincidence.