Before reading I advise you to use MLG voice for the best affect.
Also this is not one of my stupid satire post so don’t get triggered, this is just a collage of jokes I came up with while browsing the community. Don’t like em well that’s your opinion. And your allowed to express it how want.
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Hunters: I think we should nerf nova warp.
Warlock: But then Blade barrage will be the most powerful so we should also nerf that to balance out the supers.
Hunters: -blam!- off with your opinion!
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Wormhusk is a victim to time.
All these people saying one eyed mask should be nerfed are completely right.
Titans will say that we have wormhusk. But fail to realize that it was nerfed due to their bitching and moaning.
In reality if titans got that helmet in Warmind it would likely have been nerfed. If hunters got wormhusk in forsaken then titans would want a nerf hunters would say use one eyed mask.
But if both were released at the same time the only people complaining would be warlocks.
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Community: Nerf Sleeper.
Bungie: Decreased Fighting Lion damage to be brought in line with other breach-load Grenade Launchers.
Community: D:
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Him: How were you able to afford this much salt?
Me: Simple. I went to the crucible and feedback sub forums. They give it out for free.
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I found two large boxes in the dumpster outside bungie HQ. One was labeled Good ideas and the other was labeled Community feedback.
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Drifter: Bank your notes and you get a primeval.
Guardian holding motes: Hold on guys I dropped my wallet on the other side of the map.
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Shotgun user: Nerf Telesto!
Telesto user: No 🖕
Telesto user: Nerf Shotguns!
Shotgun user: Hello there.
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PvP pleb: Remove supers from PvP!
Me: You must be the guy who said remove titans from titanfall.
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Community: exotics are too common.
Bungie: Exotics drop less frequently.
Community: Bungie what the -blam!-!
Me: make up you damn mind.
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Community: bungie is the worst company ever.
EA: That’s where you’re wrong kiddo.
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Average player: I just got Luna!
Solo players: How?
Average player: I made a fireteam.
Solo players: You can do that?
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Me: Everything the light touches will be yours.
New player: What about that dark spot down there.
Me: No! You must never go there, those are the crucible sub forums.
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Feel free to add your own jokes.
:D
Edit: I’m adding another one.
Hunters: Can we get something like a OHK throwing knife?
Bungie: Lucky Pants will no longer reload Hand Cannons that are not stowed.
Hunters: 🖕
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Great post. Nerfing Fusions by .04%. (Not actually doing that.)
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 12/17/2018 2:39:21 AM[quote]PvP pleb: Remove supers from PvP! Me: You must be the guy who said remove titans from titanfall. [/quote] Ha! Ha! [spoiler]Also, I am surprised that Bungie did not lock you for emoji profanity?[/spoiler]
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When I pass away I want Deej to be a pallbearer at my funeral...........So Bungie can let me down one last time. kidding....not kidding......no seriously just kidding.
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I’m surprised Uldren was using Ace of Spades. I thought he would be using.........Edgy Transit. I’ll see myself out.
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Community: Team Shot sucks. Bungie: how would you fix that Community: 6v6. Me: know you want to be team shotted by 6 people instead of 4??
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I play so much destiny that my wife’s panties are a rare drop.
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"Race and character will affect gameplay" From one of the old trailers
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I can’t get sniper heads shot but [spoiler]i guess I just need some patience and time [/spoiler]
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Solid 8/10 for the jokes. At least dmg has a sense of humor. Even though a lot of these are directed at Bungie.
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Hunter: *speaks* Warlocks and titans: OMG STFU YOU CRYBABY!
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Why hello there?
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Thaviks the Un-Patchable Valus Ta'aurc the unforgettable Taniks of the greatest memes
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"You must be the guy that said remove titans from Titanfall" Lmooo! 😂😂
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A slowly-growing number of players: Crooked Fang and Queenbreaker are better than Sleeper in Gambit when invading. Sleeper users: Not true. We’re the true kings of Gambit. Nothing can top us. 8 days later— the day Sleeper gets an ammo drop reduction in Gambit Skilled players: Now that’s what I’m talking about! How does it feel to be ripped of your unfair amount of power? Former Sleeper users: Nerf Crooked Fang and Queenbreaker!
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Cayde-6: I’m having the time of my life! Me: 😫
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Community: Fix matchmaking. Bungie: Makes the Zones in Iron Banner bonfires.
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Pleb: LuNAS HoWl sHoULd Be nERfEd it IS ToO oP Luna’s howl user: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE SUFFERING I HAVE HAD TO ENDURE TO GET THIS WEAPON?
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Community: We want better story and more NPC involvement. Asher Mir: "Then, we will tell ZA-VA-LAAA precisely why his plan is wrong” Friggin lose it every time I hear that line.
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Bungie “8000 people got Redrix Claymore” Community “That’s ridiculous - getting to Fabled was too hard” Bungie “we want it to be easier to get pinnacle crucible weapon so we’re making it into a quest instead” Final step of quest - Get to Fabled
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*scene in Stranger things when they place the demigorgon on the board* Warlock: Iwillendu69 casts [b]Nova Warp[/b] Hunter: We're in deep shit!
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Community in D1: we want more competitive game modes! Bungie in D2: Well, here’s static rolls on all items and strictly 4v4. Community in D2: (::crickets::) Bungie D2: Hello? Community in Forsaken: oh, sorry. Went to play fortnite while you guys got your shit together
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Community: Remove Masterwork Cores Bungie: You’re right we did make a spelling error. Don’t worry we’ll fix it soon. Community: What!? What the -blam!-!?
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Solo player: iron banner sucks! I'm put against a six stack! Other guy: yeah they suck! *is secretly part of six stack* (I'm not the best at this about making jokes)
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Dude this is fantastic. Gave me a good couple of laughs. Thank you.
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Bungie employee: Should we fix the game. Bungie Manager: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Bungie employee: A simple no would have been fine but ok.
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Here's a great joke the Bungie/Destiny community seems to like. Ahem. You ready? ... Chicken. [spoiler]I wanna die[/spoiler]