Post the dumb shit you’ve done by accident. There’s no shame here.
Mine:
[spoiler]I was getting hot in my dorm room (there isn’t any AC), so I cracked open a window to cool things down. Fast forward an hour or two and I realize that it’s gotten dark, and that the hundreds of white flies that cling to my window every night have now flown through the opening and collected into the best lit corner of my room.
Thankfully, my room also has a couple spiders living in it, and so most of the white flies had gotten tangled up and died off by morning. Still, now I have a ton of cobwebs that were previously invisible, and now have literally hundreds of dead white flies stuck to them like really, really shitty Christmas tree lights.[/spoiler]
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Was messing around with my little brother and ended up hurting my ankle pretty badly. I fractured my growth plate but the doctors didn't know that. They were super confused so they put me in a boot for 6 weeks, then a cast for 6 weeks, then the boot again for 4 weeks.