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Weekly Offtopic Report #32
TheAlphaHydra is banned this week so he asked me to do this one
[b][u]User shares development with cat[/u][/b]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243364008/0/0
[quote]So my girlfriend brings her dog (Labrador Retriever, male) over almost every weekend. We play R6 and let the animals do wth they want, and I think my cat (jess) and my girls dog (Mike) are trying take my face.
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[b][u]User mourns the loss of Billy Graham[/u][/b]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243302910/0/0
[quote]regardless of what you think of him. he did desegregate his rallies in the 1950s, way ahead of the rest of the nation. saying "There are no color lines in heaven"[/quote]
[b][u]User shares his experience with rebuilding an engine[/u][/b]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243336830/0/0
[quote]Respect to you guys and gals who can do major engine work yourself, I'm decently knowledgeable and skilled, but some stuff is just out of my league.[/quote]
[b][u]Ninja asks #offtopic for car buying advice[/u][/b]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243309938/0/0
[quote]I have been driving fairly basic Hondas for the last 12 years and it's time to upgrade. I don't know much about various car brands and need unbiased opinions from car enthusiasts who know more than me. [/quote]
[b]User asks about girl advice [/b]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243329906/0/0
[quote]I can't believe I'm stooping so morally low as to ask #Offtopic of all places for advice, but here it goes anyway.
Would playing Two Steps from Hell: Archangel on a piano at one of the most important events of the whole year impress a girl?[/quote]
[b]User asks what you’d like to be other than human[/b]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243282752/0/0
[quote]id like to be a glitchy computer from the 90s[/quote]
[b]Weekly Shitposts:[/b]
[i]Gary come home[/i]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243325391/0/0
[i]Ban guns...[/i]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243328835/0/0
[i]”Star trek discovery” On Netflix[/i]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243363236/0/0
[i]My AR-15...[/i]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243364025/0/0
[i]What car would you blame your problems on?[/i]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243402415/0/0
[b]Comment of the week[/b]
[quote]To assert dominance just stick it the washing machine on a spin cycle.[/quote]
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/243321437/0/0/1
Weekly YouTube Channel
[u][b]Gus Johnson[/b][/u]
https://www.youtube.com/user/gustoonz
[quote]I am Gus Johnson. I do comedy, I create skits, I craft memes, I make music, I crap out bad vlogs. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz.[/quote]
[b][u]Message from TheAlphaHydra[/u][/b]
[i]Hey guys! It’s me Alpha! Just here to have a small chat for y’all, once again I have a substitute posting my stuff for me (thanks for that btw) it’s gonna be till march 14th, you’ll find me wandering around on discord on occasion and on Offtopics official group.[/i]
[spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Diamond is the hardest metal Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
