Hello citizens of #Offtopic! As you have probably read in the title, I am becoming the President of #Offtopic.
At the moment Doob isn't here, so it works out.
Anyway, as your President, I shall be presidential. First and foremost, we are implementing DoobCare.
I am appointing my good friend, Sinister Turtle, to be the Chief Gamemaker of the #Offtopic Games.
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/12662009/Sinister%20Turtle)
Another person in my cabinet shall be stonebrixxx2. Stone will be the Press Secretary. (Like Sean Spicer)
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/14013958/stonebrixxx2)
Secretary of the Flat Earth is Krishnas Prophet
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/13481959/Krishnas%20Prophet)
Secretary of State: Hillary Clinton
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/BungieActivity/254/14408256/Hillary%20Clinton)
Vice President: Sinister Turtle (Also Chief Gamemaker)
Tsar: Blasmo Bapkins
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/5726574/Blasmo%20Bapkins)
THE SENATE: Timmys3rdbday
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/10813319/Timmys3rdbday)
Speaker of the House: Dreaded Gizmo
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/11328428/Dreaded%20Gizmo)
Homo Habilis: Homo Habilis
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/12800302/Homo%20Habilis)
Director of Justice: BlackTemplarIndy
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/3281274/BlackTemplarIndy)
Department of Homeforum Security:
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/6241010/The%20Mute%20Button)
That is all. I will initiate a new Offtopic games soon.
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As a former high ranking member of the Flood's government, I'm afraid I can't allow this. There will have to be elections.