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10/29/2017 4:58:39 PM
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I hereby declare myself the new President of #Offtopic
Hello citizens of #Offtopic! As you have probably read in the title, I am becoming the President of #Offtopic.
At the moment Doob isn't here, so it works out.
Anyway, as your President, I shall be presidential. First and foremost, we are implementing DoobCare.
I am appointing my good friend, Sinister Turtle, to be the Chief Gamemaker of the #Offtopic Games.
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/12662009/Sinister%20Turtle)
Another person in my cabinet shall be stonebrixxx2. Stone will be the Press Secretary. (Like Sean Spicer)
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/14013958/stonebrixxx2)
Secretary of the Flat Earth is Krishnas Prophet
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/13481959/Krishnas%20Prophet)
Secretary of State: Hillary Clinton
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/BungieActivity/254/14408256/Hillary%20Clinton)
Vice President: Sinister Turtle (Also Chief Gamemaker)
Tsar: Blasmo Bapkins
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/5726574/Blasmo%20Bapkins)
THE SENATE: Timmys3rdbday
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/10813319/Timmys3rdbday)
Speaker of the House: Dreaded Gizmo
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/11328428/Dreaded%20Gizmo)
Homo Habilis: Homo Habilis
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/12800302/Homo%20Habilis)
Director of Justice: BlackTemplarIndy
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/3281274/BlackTemplarIndy)
Department of Homeforum Security:
(Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/6241010/The%20Mute%20Button)
That is all. I will initiate a new Offtopic games soon.
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Then i Darth Annihilator force choked the so called president due to the last president vanishing by my hand as well. The Dark Side is too powerful for you to claim any ownership and i like it the lawless backwater it is. So any more so-called leaders or Preisdents will meet demise. Even Darth Turtle cannot stop me. I have legions of assassins, Sith Soldiers and Droids to destroy any who shall seek fame to only vanish anyways. None of you are worthy of true leadership. It has to be earned and none of you have demonstrated a speck of good reasoning.
