My boodie didn't even care. Jake Paul is seriously the greatest. He Puts the "G" in "Gay". Even Gay is hip when its coming from Jake Paul. I used to think women were all that mattered, but all that changed when I hit the "subscribe" button to Jake Paul's channel. I dont even care anymore. With a Team like Team 10 and a City like England, Jake is the last thing Virginity sees; man or woman, male or female, neither or both: Jake Paul doesn't just deflower yearning bodies. He deflowers innocence, starts a florist shop, then blows it up while rad hommies Nick Crompton and sweet suave swimsuit lassies rap it right.
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England is my country