Note [i][/i] This is part one: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/226651114?showBanned=0&path=0 [url][/url] So, I will be trying harder, to make this part better, I will be working harder, I'd rather call the first one a test. I don't know the word limit, so I was trying to keep it a little short, Last, Part one will be considered a prologue to the series, Mr.Cam is getting ready for the kids, and has done the Kings Fall resimulation for ornaments, now that he's ready for the kids, he sleeps, resting for a new, fun filled day. Or so he thought.
Mr.Cam's ghost, Prattbot voice, unnamed
Mr.Cameron:"Ready Light?"
Ghost:"Not for our break to be over, no"
Cam:"Very funny, I'll miss it too, but I missed teaching more"
Littlest light:"You sure you're not a molester?"
Cam:"Bite me"
Ghastly:"Which shell do I want? Ascendant, or Kingslayer..."
Cam:"Damnit, don't even"
Ghost:"Blue Bird's flight's almost here, so watch your language."
Cam:"Here they come."
Screaming and crying can be heard outside of the door, quite worrying, but Mr.Cameron keeps his head high. The door opens, and the craziest kids sprawl themselves onto their desks.
Cam:"Hi! I'm Mr.Cam, you all will be taught about being Preguardians in this class!"
Dominic:"Are you a frame? you look like one."
Dominic has already revealed himself as the dreaded, but innocent one, making Mr.Cam nervous of what is yet to come of it.
Cam:"No, I am an Exo, mind wiped 11896 times, unknown why. Sorry, you wont understand."
Issila:"How many field trips will there be in this class?"
The dreaded question. Issila is the oldest, but had to be as old as Marshall to know.
Cam:"Nothing planned yet. Doesn't mean we can't have fun! There'll be cool sparrows! At the end of the year, someone that had the most fun, the best learning, and best behavior, gets a ghost!"
All four students at once:"ME, ME, ME!"
Cam:"be good kids, alright? Anyways, let class begin!"
Ikora comes in, slamming the door, leaving a mark on the wall, a void stain left on the door frame.
Ikora:"May I see Connie?"
Cam:"Why yes, Connie, could you please go with Ms.Rey?" Cam smirked at Ikora, trying to get her attention.
Ghost, whispering in private comms:"Recorded for future reference."
Cam in comms:"Just leave me alone..."
After the two left, Cam began to regain his focus after he transferred another shell as a trick his ghost has not figured out yet. Equipping the Ghost ghost to keep both his ghost and the kids interested, he started week one's lesson.
Cam:"So this weeks raid is Kings Fall. Who is Oryx, what is he?"
Tari, surprised at the lesson:"A Hive Worm God"
Dominic, innocently:"A big hammer-shaped booger!"
Issila, not informed on Oryx:"A hot awoken model!"
Cam, disgusted by the answers except for Tari's:"Tari, good answer. So! Oryx is a Hive leader/Deity,You know something mind blowing?"
The three, simultaneously:"What?"
Cam, getting cocky with the lesson:"Oryx used to be a girl."
The three went into outrage, tearing up desks with solar and void grenades at the news, their minds were most definitely blown, possibly broken.
Cam:"CALM DOWN!"
They instantaneously went silent, frozen in place at the sight of their new teacher, already extremely pissed with them.
Cam:"I spent a whole four year break to grieve my wife and this is what I come back to!"
It's only the first day, and he already went this crazy. No telling the coming days.
Issila and Tari could tell his emotions, so they sat down quiet, and ready again, the noise of Solar grenades from Tari's radiance is broken by Dominic's cries.
Cam:"I'm sorry kids, I had a rough break, Issila, please calm down Dominic, tari, once he calms down read from the book of sorrows and my notes to teach them."
Tari and Issila:"Got it"
Cam comms:"Ghost help Tari, I need to refresh"
Ghost comms:"No need for more words, my friend"
Hopefully this is a step up in storytelling from P1. Summary, Cam has started a lesson, but the kids are kids, they go crazy after a good fact or two, and Cam yells at them, then is an attention whore on the bungie.net forums and tells the kids that his whole break was grieving his dead wife, her ghost shot dead.
Flawless Raider, Preguardians canon: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/226723616?sort=0&page=0 [url][/url]
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Who gives 2 year olds grenades? Also, I think that the first lessons should have been about the Light, but whatever.