I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.
[spoiler]sorry[/spoiler]
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I'd tell you a vagina joke [spoiler]but you're never gonna get it.[/spoiler]
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more of this, less offtopic art threads
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So I'm with my friends one day and we were walking along when some guy runs by us. He was probably just exercising but the strange thing is that he is wearing a track jacket, running shoes... and a pair of Wranglers. My friend points this out and says "why's that dude wearing wranglers while exercising?" So I turn to him and say... [spoiler]I guess runnings just in his jeans...[/spoiler] [spoiler]needless to say I don't have friends anymore[/spoiler]
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Hey that's pretty good.
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[b] [/b]
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Necks
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Keep the puns going.
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I'd tell you a gay joke, [spoiler][u]butt[/u] I don't think you'd get it[/spoiler]
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Edited by SpookyClassified: 4/11/2017 8:06:45 PMA one , a two, a three, shoplifts. ah ah ah ah.
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You deserve this! Enjoy!!
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Stop Stop Stop
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This, we need more of this. You will breathe life here
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👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿
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More pls. [spoiler][u]bazinga [/u][/spoiler]
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This is why humans exist
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KEEP [b][u]PUN[/u][/b]ISHING OFFTOPIC
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Haha funny
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I'd tell you a penis joke [spoiler]but it's too long.[/spoiler]
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I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.
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*cringe
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I don't expect this from someone like you. Someone like me sure.
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... I think even my dad might actually cringe at that one. Well played.
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[b][/b]
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This is the real offtopic
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I feel the setup is too long and descriptive to make the punch line funny
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I can't believe you have done this.