I'm just an average man, with an average life. I work from nine to five; hey hell, I pay the price. All I want is to be left alone in my average home, but why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone, and I always feel like somebody's watching me and I have no privacy. I always feel like somebody's watching me. Tell me is it just a dream? When I come home at night. I bolt the door real tight. People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid Well, can the people on Tv see me or am I just paranoid? When I'm in the shower. I'm afraid to wash my hair, because I might open my eyes and find someone standing there. People say I'm crazy ,just a little touched. But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much. That's why I always feel like somebody's watching me and I have no privacy. I always feel like somebody's watching me. Who's playing tricks on me? Who's watching me? I don't know anymore . . . are the neighbors watching? Well, it's the mailman watching me: and I don't feel safe anymore. Tell me who's watching. Oh, what a mess. I wonder who's watching me now, the I.R.S.? I always feel like somebody's watching me and I have no privacy. I always feel like somebody's watching me. Who's playing tricks on me? I always feel like somebody's watching me and I have no privacy. I always feel like somebody's watching me. I can't enjoy tea.