I waited in line forever to buy the tickets, but i finally bought them. Then i waited in line forever to meet with our limo reservation, but i made it. Then i waited in line forever to buy her flowers, but i got them. We got to prom and she wanted some punch, but there was no punchline.
[spoiler]At this rate, this post will be a bigger hit than those 10 Commandments[/spoiler]
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I guess your date's mouth is going to stay as dry as your humor. [spoiler]Wait... Double entendres.[/spoiler]