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9/28/2016 6:24:25 PM
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Looking for fireteam of 5. Must be 386+ and have done the ROI raid 25+times, with at least 5 flawless. I will be coming in at 350. Must have working, no static mic. Must be male over 25, but under 30. If you have a significant other and/or child, they must not be within 50 feet of you at all times. I will be checking. I will need your social security number, full name, and date of birth. Entry fee to play with me is $100 American, non-negotiable. Raid must be completed within 1 hour. Every 6 minutes thereafter will be charged at $2 per minute. Therefore, I will need access to your Paypal account and major credit card, including pin and exp date. We will have incremental debriefings at end of each phase of the raid to determine if you are carrying your weight (i.e., if I have been sufficiently backpacked.) If you are not, you will be immediately replaced by the next guardian in line. If things go well, you may have the privilege of carrying me to flawless victory in Trials when it arrives. Terms for Trials will be discussed at a later date. Time is of the essence.
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Haha! [u]ITS ALWAYS THE LOW LIGHT LEVEL GUARDIANS WHO MAKE SALTY POSTS ABOUT LFG REQUIREMENTS.. Its year 3 ffs you should have a team of friends by now, if they made the post.. who are you to get salty if you don't meet their requirements (light level, emblem ect). [/u]
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He is Dave.
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Edited by zxionisus: 9/29/2016 11:58:45 PMTo quote The Matrix - "Hey, it just sounds to me like you need to unplug, man. You know, get some R and R. Whaddya think Du'Jour, should we take him with us?" In other words, dude, you can't seriously have thought I was serious, could you? Time to unplug and go outside, because nobody but you thought I was serious...
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You forgot to ask for the 3 digit security number on the back of the card. Not getting anywhere without that.
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These LFG satire posts haven't been funny since Crotas End.
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Edited by zxionisus: 9/30/2016 12:01:08 AMIt's not satire - I think he's serious... You better step up your game or you won't be able to raid with him... I totally want to get in on that. If I do well enough he might let me carry him to Trials glory too!
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Edited by zxionisus: 9/29/2016 11:53:24 PMDouble post
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Basically sums up all LfG posts on this app.
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Is the the application you give your future wife or girlfriend too lolol
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Edited by zxionisus: 9/29/2016 9:49:22 PMI'm going on 25 years of marriage in June 2017... 😀 PS - that application included a weight/looks requirement and financials for 5 years. She has to be able to support me! (Just kidding... Or am I?)
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Chill fam...[spoiler]Lmao this made my day XD[/spoiler]
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Social security number: 3141 592 65?? Name: [Insert name here] Date of birth: 31/41/5926 Papal account: 1234567890 Credit card: 562951413 Light level: OVER 9000 Will 10,375.74Yen do? [spoiler]This is pi. Cream pi.[/spoiler]
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Lol I just spit my coffee out.
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haha thats funny because its true lol
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Sounds good. When can I start?
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Standard requirements
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Bwahaha damn that's me out!!
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Damn I wish you ended the last sentence with 'time is of the essence PEOPLE!!'. 😂
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Clearly this is fake because there's no requirement for gally.
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Some things are assumed. Gally at 380.
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Well played sir lol
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This guy.
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This guy.
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Nice. Also, must have maxed Gjallarhorn.
