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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/23/2016 11:16:56 PM
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"Thanks..."
[b]The eyes actually seem to work, and it begins to read.[/b]
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"Fantastic! Now. I'm gunna go have a beer. While I'm gone, you better have half a shelf read. Got it?" [b]The Deity kicks the door to the library open and exits.[/b]
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"Okay..." [b]It continues to read.[/b]
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[b]Its been....one hour[/b]
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[b]The blob has read a little under... Half of the book he was on when the Deity left.[/b]
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[b]Its been...two hours.[/b]
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[b]The blob has finished that book, plus a Dr. Seuss book.[/b]
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[b]Five hours....[/b]
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[b]The blob has finished twenty books.[/b]
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[b]Ten. hours.[/b]
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[b]The blob has read almost an entire bookcase of books.[/b]
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[b]Its been a day. [/b]
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[b]It's read a lot of the library's contents.[/b]
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[b]Its been almost another day. At around 9:30pm the deity walks in.[/b] "Yo! lil S! How's it reading!?"
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"I read it all."
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"All? Alright. Who was the first king of Canada?"
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"There are, and never were kings. The first Prime Minister, however, was John A. Macdonald." [spoiler]Wikiped my frend[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Mmmmmm[/spoiler] "Wait seriously. I totally thought Canada had a king. OKAY THEN! Clearly leaving you in a library for two days taught you to talk. Now you have to learn to talk Smack!"
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"Okay."
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[b]The deity picks the bloc up and puts him outside the door. [/b] "Now walk to the dojo gate!"
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[b]It walks to the gate.[/b]
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[b]Tesuto is standing at the gate. His samurai armour shining with the dusky sky of twilight.[/b] Deity: "Yo! Sex bot!" Tesuto: "oh no...."
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"What is going on?"
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Deity: "I told you Lil S! Smack talk! Now call The red menace here something insulting!" Tesuto: "is this really-" "Yes. Yes it is."
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"Oh... Okay?" [b]It ties to look scary.[/b] "You're nothing but a tin can!" [b]It cowers.[/b] "Please don't hurt me..."
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"Come on Lil S! Grow a pair! Get all that anger and make up something horribly clever!"
