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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/23/2016 7:53:06 PM
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[b]i wait for it to freeze[/b]
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[b]It can't freeze, so it doesn't.[/b]
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[b]just waits because I shoved you back in the freezer[/b]
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[b]It begins to make a crying noise.[/b]
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[b]the fights over [/b] [spoiler]i don't wanna wait[/spoiler] [b]i pull it back out of the freezer[/b] Let's try a different approach. [b]i open a portal up to my ship and go in it with you[/b] [b]a hologram is in front of us[/b] The most important thing to learn in life is how to roast people. Practice on this hologram. [b]its a fat yellow hologram in a chair eating Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew[/b]
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"Roast...?"
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Insult
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"Oh... Okay..." [b]It turns to the hologram.[/b] "You're... Bad... Fatso..."
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[b]it eats a Dorito and throws it's Mountain Dew at you [/b] You're just a jealous baby! Why else would you turn into me!?
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"I'm... Not..."
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That's what all you little baby's say!!!
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"You're... Just... A... Hologram..."
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AND YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BLOB!!! [b]he starts crying and disappears[/b]
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"Did... I... Do... It...?"
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Yeah! Good job! The second most important thing to learn is how to look cool. Alright, strut down the Dojo. [b]i open a portal under us that leads to the Dojo[/b]
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[b]It plops to the ground.[/b] "I have no legs..."
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Grow some. You can do that right?
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"Yeah..."
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Do it and strut around the Dojo.
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"Okay..."
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[b]waits for you to do it[/b]
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[b]It does it.[/b]
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[b]as it's strutting almost everybody whistles at it[/b] You go blob!
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[b]it hears me and Mortar fighting [/b] [b]reply to that when the fight is over[/b] [b]winner takes you[/b]
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*Mortar pulls the blob from the freezer* TUBBS!
