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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/23/2016 12:36:25 AM
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[b]It turns white[/b]
"WHITE PRIDE!"
[b]The Deity takes the blob up in his arms and flies over the dojo wall. [/b]
"YOU WILL BECOME SOMETHING...BEAUTIFUL! But you need a name. AH! I know just the one!"
[b]The deity drops the blob onto the wall[/b]
"You will be known as...The TRUMPINATER!"
English
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[b]It grows tiny stubs for arms.[/b] "Oh... Okay..." [b]It "grabs" the katana with its stubs.[/b] [spoiler]Remember, this thing is a copycat. It will copy your techniques.[/spoiler]
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"Alright. Now. One foot forward, and the other back. Like you are Ready to shove it up someone's ass. And...swing!" [b]The deity swings his blade at a right angle.[/b]
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[b]The blob swings the blade, but ends up impaling himself.[/b] "Oh... I don't think I did it right."
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"Naaaaaah. You did just fine. Just...try again?"
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"Okay." [b]It pulls the blade out of its body, then swings it again.[/b]
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[b]The deity practices with the ditto for hours. Going over the basics, as well as practical fighting stances and attacks.[/b]
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[b]It learns extremely fast, if can copy him, after all.[/b]
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"Alright well you've learned all you could so...that about wraps things up! Now go...get an actual body. Seriously this blob thing just won't work."
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"Okay..."
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[spoiler]end....?[/spoiler]
