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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/22/2016 11:59:21 PM
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[b]a yellow butterfly flies around the Dojo[/b]
[b]everything seems like a normal and calm day[/b]
[b]it was quite, nothing but the sounds of nature[/b]
[b]UNTIL....[/b]
[b]a crack appeared in the ground[/b]
[b]AND A GIANT KILLER KITTEN WITH LAZER EYES AND RAZOR SHARP TEETH JUMPED OUT AND ATE THE BUTTERFLY[/b]
[b]YOU'RE NEXT[/b]
> Run
> Fight
> Hide and watch while eating popcorn
> Jump on its back and ride it
> Attempt to eat things with it
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Edited by Skatch142: 8/23/2016 5:49:17 PM*Sketch sees the kitten.* "Awwwww!!!!! So cute!!!!!" *Sketch takes off his backpack and pulls out a whole fried chicken and holds it up for the kitten to eat.* "Who wants a chicken? Do [i]you[/i] want the chicken? Come get it!"
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[b]it sniffs the chicken[/b] [b]it eats it but then throws up all over you[/b]
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*Sketch jumps to the side, dodging the vomit.* "Aww, I'm sorry kitty..." *He starts petting it on the nose.*
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[b]it rolls on its back and in doing so it's about to crush you[/b]
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*He jumps out of the way again but starts rubbing its tummy.* "Awww, you really are just a giant kitty aren't you?"
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[b]it purrs[/b]
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*He continues rubbing its tummy and the starts rubbing the bottom of its chin as well.*
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[b]it continues to purr[/b]
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*He just keeps petting it.*
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[b]it falls asleep [/b]
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*Sketch stops petting it and starts to leave.*
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[spoiler]end[/spoiler]
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*Mortar jumps on it's back, riding it. You can see he has a cowboy hat on* WOOHOO! BEST RODEO EVER!
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[b]it starts jumping around trying to fling you off[/b]
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I'M WINNING THAT BET! *He holds on for dear life*
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[b]it stands on its back legs[/b]
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*Mortar still holds on*
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[b]it does a backflip[/b]
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*He accidentally pulls on the fur as he holds on* I LOVE KITTIES
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[b]it does a front flip[/b]
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*He still holds on* I WILL HAVE YOU!!! *Nekoluga walks up and picks up the kitty, holding it like a baby*
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[spoiler]who picked it up[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] Nekoluga. An 85 foot tall demon thing[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] [b]it scratches him and runs[/b]
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*Mortar is still on it's back* I WON THE BET! 7500 CREDITS HERE I COME! ONWARD FLUFFY!
