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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/12/2016 11:17:09 AM
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[b]He spits on the ground[/b] [i]"Who in the tarnations decided to send a tiger to greet me? I thought you folk were civilized."[/i]
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"You got a problem with that?!"
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[i]"I'm riding an adult Sengia. So no, I don't. Now do I get to come on or not?"[/i]
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"No. You gotta fight. '
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[i]"Wonderful."[/i] [b]He spins his spear menacingly and jumps onto Xaar's saddle, Xaar lowering his head so Yed can see.[/b]
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"You make the first move."
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[i]"Why thank you."[/i] [b]Xaar charges forwards, Yed holding his spear in a jousting position. Right before they reach you Xaar suddenly jumps backwards, Yed coming with. He pulls a SMG off his back mid-air, they land 20 feet away.[/b] [i]"SAY HELLO"[/i] [b]He proceeds to unleash a flurry of superheated bullets at you, whilst cackling manically.[/b]
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[b]The bullets pass by and through the man harmlessly [/b] "Nice try."
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[i]"-blam!-IN' SUPERNATURAL FOLK" [/i] [b]He throws a bunch of pelts at you, which land at your feet and explode in a cloud of green smoke.[/b]
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"What was that?"
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[b]Your visibility is now one foot in all directions. [/b] [b]From behind you his spear stabs at you. [/b]
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[b]It just goes through me, same as the bullets [/b] "I'll make this fair and become physical."
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[i]"WHY WEREN'T YOU PHYSICAL AT THE START YOU LILYLIVERED DIRT EATING SPECTRAL OOGABOOGA GHOST WALKING SPELL CASTING WITCH TRAINING WART GROWIN' SON OF A B!TCH?! DO I LOOK LIKE AN OOGABOOGA GHOST KILLING EXCORCIST OR DID THOSE COBWEBS INFECT YOUR MIND?![/i] [b]He those more pellets at you, these ones exploding with more force but no smoke.[/b]
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"Because you came in like a DOUCHE BAG!"
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Edited by BraveKinkajou14: 8/12/2016 7:00:40 PM[i]"I THOUGH WE WAS A-FIGHTIN' NOT HAVING A F-CKING TEA PARTY!"[/i] [i]His spear starts trying to stab you from all directions, he's obviously running around you.[/i]
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"That's not gonna work."
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[i]"Screw you too."[/i] [b]If you're physical now, the smoke is burning your lungs, searing your skin and rusting all metal within the cloud[/b]
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[b]I'm still not. I'm just picking on you cause your Brave [/b]
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[b]Love you too[/b] [i]"You know what? Screw you."[/i] [b]He runs past you and Xaar simply jumps the gate, Yed flipping you the bird the entire way[/b]
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"Enjoy the dojo!"
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[spoiler]It can't be that simple. I smell a catch...[/spoiler] [b]From off in the distance[/b] [i]"F-CK YOU!"[/i]
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[spoiler]The catch is that you're fighting other people with actual things happening [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]NONE OF THEM ARE REPLYING PLEASE HELP ME[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Im gonna go tell em off [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Pls do[/spoiler]
