originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b]Zyln and Omnus seemed to have gotten into [i]another[/i] fight, whether it be training or simple disagreements.
As the fight takes them outside the dojo, Omnus slams a fist into Zyln's gut, sending him flying, smashing into a nearby tree.[/b]
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"Guys quit it! This is a no fight zone when Dave and Stalker are out!!!"
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"[i]Dammit, Omnus![/i]" [b]Zyln ignores Sketch completely, slamming into Omnus. They start brawling uncontrollably.[/b]
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*Sketch summons his sword and swings it, sending a blast of air which pushes them about fifteen feet away from each other.* "I said no fighting! Now what's going on?"
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[b]They stop immediately.[/b] "[i]Eh?[/i]" "What [i]is[/i] going on?" "[i]What were we fighting about?[/i]" "Somethin' 'bout... ehh... coffee?" "[i]No, not coffee. It was.... P... p something.[/i]" "P... pi... pill-pillows! Yeah." "[i]Oh, right! It was over who got the pink pillow![/i]" "What pink pillow? You drunk? We don't have any pink pillows." "[i]Oh....[/i]"
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"Hold on... You two were fighting over a pillow?! Omnus, I know you can fight now but that doesn't mean you should give up being a pacifist... The least you can do is only fight when you need to or if you're training..."
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"[i]EY! OMN! YOU STOLE MY PILLOW! I REMEMBER![/i]" "Oh, shit, you're right.... IT LOOKED COOL!" "[i]IT WAS A -blam!-ING BODY PILLOW![/i]" "Ehh! It looked like Iza! A little!" "[i]WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT WASN'T EVEN TURQUOISE![/i]" "Ah...."
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[quote]"Ehh! It looked like Iza! A little!"[/quote] [b]Iza walked past, strutting attractively.[/b] "Hey..." [b]Smough is laughing his ass off while Orn is grumbling in the back.[/b]
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"Guys knock it off! Did you even listen to what I just said?! Omnus you're better than this!"
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"It was a cool looking body pillow. I wanted to examine its architecture." "[i]It's a -blam!-ing body pillow, what architecture?[/i]" "Eh!"
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"You shouldn't go around taking people's body pillows... You don't know what they may have done to them..." *Small wakes up because of the noise and runs back into the box.* [u]YOU TWO WOKE UP SMALL!!![/u]
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"[i]SAVE THE BODY PILLOW![/i]" "THAT THING COSTED HELLA LOT!" "[i]WE CAN SHARE![/i]" "Uh...." "[i]Slip of the tongue.[/i]"
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*Sapphire stomps up.* [u]BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!![/u]
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"Sorry...." "[i]Sorreh, Mama Sapphire....[/i]" "Mama Sapphire? What the...." "[i]I don't know, okay!?[/i]" "[u]Sapphire? Uh....[/u]" [b]Fentis walks up, looking extremely confused.[/b]
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[u]I'm not your mama!!![/u] *She turns and sees Fentis, looking embarrassed, angry and happy to see him all at the same time.* [u]Oh, uh, hi Fentis.[/u] *She smiles.*
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"[u]What's going on?[/u]" "It's time...." "[u]What?[/u]" [b]Clari, Vio, Erzon, Zeln, Theresa, and Arthur stroll up, with mischievous grins on their faces.[/b] "[i]It's time....[/i]" "[i][u]Today is the day....[/u][/i]" "[b]The day we have been waiting for....[/b]" "[b][i]The day that will most certainly never happen again....[/i][/b]" "[b][u]The day we....[/u][/b]" "[b][i][u]Go....[/u][/i][/b]" "[url=http://example.com]-blam!-in'....[/url]" "[u]Oh no....[/u]" All at once: [b][i][u][quote][url=http://example.com]CRAZY!!!! AAAAAH![/url][/quote][/u][/i][/b]
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[u]Yeah, no...[/u] *She grabs Fentis and pulls him into the box to escape the others.*
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"[u]Saph... I must join the insanity... for today is....[/u]" [b]He gulps.[/b] "[u]Crazy Day....[/u]"
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[u]Nope![/u] *She immediately starts kissing him.* [spoiler]Love always prevails!!! Well... At least it usually does...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Crazy Day... always... prevails... o_O[/spoiler] [b]Suddenly, something changes inside Fentis... and....[/b] "[u]ABALALALLAAGAHAHSJSNS[/u]" "[b][i]AAAAHAHAHAHA[/i][/b]" "[b][u]WUD DAH FUG!?!?!?[/u][/b]" "AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH" "[i]WNAMAKANANSJSJ[/i]" Writer: Oh god, what the shit....
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*Thinking [u]That always works in these Earth movies...[/u] *She punches him in the face, knocking him out.*
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[b]Fentis falls unconscious.[/b] "[u][i]AHAHAHAH THAT DRAGON[/i][/u]" "[b][u]JUST GOT[/u][/b]" "[i]SO DESTROYED[/i]" "REEEEKT"
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*Sapphire lifts him up and sets him on the couch then kisses him on the forehead.* [spoiler]I'd rather not deal with this... Please just have him wake up the next morning...[/spoiler]
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[b]After Dojo Crazy Day, which is actually still going on right now in the writer's head, Fentis wakes up, groggy and confused.[/b] "[u]Uhh... what?[/u]"
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Edited by Skatch142: 8/7/2016 3:49:36 AM*She sits down on the arm of the couch next to his head.* [u]Hey there... You went out of control there... I had to knock you out... Sorry but I didn't know if there was any other way to stop you... Is your head feelin' okay?[/u]
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"[u]Uh... yeah, I think I'm fine....[/u]"