I'm 15 and about to be a sophomore, but my parents treat me like a kindergartner. They make me leave my phone outside in the living room so I won't use it on school days and they give me two hours each weekend or vacation day to use any type of electronic, meaning I get two hours to either watch YouTube or use my PS4, which I KNOW is -blam!-ing stupid. If you agree that these rules are ridiculous, how do you propose that I get my parents to loosen up?
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Kill them, well kill one first. Kill your mother first, eviscerate her in front of your father. Make sure she's alive whilst you doing this then cut off all of her extremities and then exsanguinate her. Dump her blood all over your father's body then start to pull out his teeth one by one. By this time I would get bored playing with my prey so just cut off his head and mount it in a spike. That should solve 60% of all of your current and soon to be problems