I look around, and I see a forum that needs hope, a forum that needs guidance, a forum that needs a God like myself.
I don't actually need your nominations to become a God, since I already am a God, but to let you know, as your God, I will lay down some new commandments to better #Offtopic.
[b]1. We're going to build a wall separating us from all the other subforums on the website. It's going to be so impressive, and we're going to make the other subforums build it for us. #Offtopic will be it's own special little hugbox which is inescapable for all who frequent.
2. To follow the wall will be an immediate reform on immigration. No users who post in #destiny, who regularly play Destiny, who think they have a Destiny, who listen to Destiny's Child, or know someone named Destiny will be allowed to visit #Offtopic. Also, mandatory age requirement of 18 years old, and all accounts having been here for less than a year are automatically banned until that time is reached.
3. Automatic three month ban for any topics regarding politics, politicians, religion, religious people, religious figures, atheism, and atheists. I am your God. You don't have to worry about all that shit, I got you covered bro.
4. Automatic six month ban for posting spam. Including but not limited to:
-Only an image
-A small, insignificant event
-Doesn't ask a question or invite discussion
-Purposed solely at antagonizing people
-Roleplay
-Takes less than 30 seconds to type
-"Ninjas are corrupt," "Ninja brutality," "I don't deserve my ban," "I don't know how the PM system works so I'm going to waste space by posting a thread about a problem that would be much easier to solve by figuring out how the PM system works and PMing someone on the webteam."
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I am your God. You shall follow these commandments, or be banned with zero tolerance. Complaining will get you IP banned. Suing will get [url=http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/bungie/images/3/33/Jerome.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081011204308]Jerome[/url] knocking at your door. And really, who want's to mess with God? Just listen to me bro's. I'm like, super important and better than all of you.
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Is this done ironically or what.