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Edited by Ghostfire239:
6/6/2016 3:33:33 AM
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"BONES OF EAO"! THE SOLUTION TO THE UNIVERSE!
[b]Hunters[/b]! Are you [b]TIRED[/b] of using [b]TRIPLE JUMP[/b]!? Did [b]YOU[/b] just recently discover "[b]BETTER CONTROL[/b]"!? Are you [b]TIRED[/b] of watching [b]TITANS[/b] go [b]FASTER[/b] than [b]YOU[/b]!? Are [b]TIRED[/b] of losing every race to your [b]TITAN SKATING [/b]friend!? Well then this exotic is [b]PERFECT [/b]for [b]YOU[/b]!! FROM THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU [b][i]"PEREGRINE GGGRRRRREEEAAAAAAVVVEEESSSSS"[/i][/b]
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
EVER WANTED TO BE [b]SANIC[/b]!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IT'S LIKE TO BE A TITAN, WARLOCK AND HUNTER [b]HYBRID[/b]!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b] [/i]
PESKY SNIPER ON THE [b]OTHER SIDE [/b]OF THE MAP!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
YOUR STUPID ASS TEAMMATES KEEP TAKING THE SPARK BEFORE [b]YOU[/b] CAN GET TO IT!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
YOUR STUPID ASS TEAMMATES KEEP TAKING THE HEAVY AMMO BEFORE [b]YOU[/b] CAN GET TO IT!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKES THE ROCK MORE THAN SHE LIKES [b]YOU[/b]!?
[b][i]BONES O[/i][/b]-...Nah there's really nothing you can do in that case...sorry....
CALL 1-777-777-7777 TO GET YOUR BONES OF EAO TODAY! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL THROW IN "THE ROCK"! TITANS AND WARLOCKS WILL [b][u]HATE YOU[/u][/b] AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL [b][u]LOV[/u][/b]-...No She'll still be in love with The Rock...Sorry...Again...
[b][i]BONES OF EAO!![/i][/b]
[i]Must be Level 18 or higher to order.[/i]
[spoiler][i]Bones of Eao are not responsible for any damage to: Head, Arms, Torso, Legs, Relationships, and/or Emotions.[/i] [/spoiler]
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WARLOCKS!!! ARE YOU SICK AND F***IN' TIRED OF HUNTERS [b]ARC BLADING[/b] YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME? DO YOU HATE GETTING HAMMERED BY [b]SUNBREAKERS[/b]? MOST OF ALL, DO YOU WANT TO [b]SHOOT LIGHTNING OUT OF YOUR BUTT?[/b] SAY NO MORE, BECAUSE THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU THE [b]NOTHING MANACLES[/b] HAS THE EXOTIC [b]JUST FOR YOU!!![/b] INTRODUCING THE [b][u]IMPOSSIBLE MACHIIIIIINES![/u][/b] SENTENCE YOUR ENEMIES TO AN ELECTRIC DEATH EVERY TIME THEY GET NEAR YOU!!! BEST OF ALL, YOU CAN USE [u][b]LANDFALL[/b][/u] ANY TIME YOU WANT!!! WHO NEEDS EXOTIC WARLOCK BOOTS WHEN YOU HAVE [b][u][i]THE IMPOSSIBLE MACHIIIIIIIIINES?[/i][/u][/b] ORDER YOURS TODAY, AND WE'LL THROW IN 13 STRANGE COINS TO GET ANOTHER PAIR OF [b][u]THE IMPOSSIBLE MACHIIIIIINES[/u][/b] FROM XÛR WHEN HE COMES TO THE TOWER*! [spoiler]Must be level 18 or higher to order. The makers of The Impossible Machines are not responsible for any damage to Head, Torso, Arms, Legs, TV screen or controller. *Xûr May or may not appear in the Reef when he comes to the Solar System. Please check your local sources for directions to Xûr.[/spoiler]
