[quote][b]Hunters[/b]! Are you [b]TIRED[/b] of using [b]TRIPLE JUMP[/b]!? Did [b]YOU[/b] just recently discover "[b]BETTER CONTROL[/b]"!? Are you [b]TIRED[/b] of watching [b]TITANS[/b] go [b]FASTER[/b] than [b]YOU[/b]!? Are [b]TIRED[/b] of losing every race to your [b]TITAN SKATING [/b]friend!? Well then this exotic is [b]PERFECT [/b]for [b]YOU[/b]!! FROM THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU [b][i]"PEREGRINE GGGRRRRREEEAAAAAAVVVEEESSSSS"[/i][/b] [i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i] EVER WANTED TO BE [b]SANIC[/b]!? [i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i] WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IT'S LIKE TO BE A TITAN, WARLOCK AND HUNTER [b]HYBRID[/b]!? [i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b] [/i] PESKY SNIPER ON THE [b]OTHER SIDE [/b]OF THE MAP!? [i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i] YOUR STUPID ASS TEAMMATES KEEP TAKING THE SPARK BEFORE [b]YOU[/b] CAN GET TO IT!? [i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i] YOUR STUPID ASS TEAMMATES KEEP TAKING THE HEAVY AMMO BEFORE [b]YOU[/b] CAN GET TO IT!? [i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i] YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKES THE ROCK MORE THAN SHE LIKES [b]YOU[/b]!? [b][i]BONES O[/i][/b]-...Nah there's really nothing you can do in that case...sorry.... CALL 1-777-777-7777 TO GET YOUR BONES OF EAO TODAY! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL THROW IN "THE ROCK"! TITANS AND WARLOCKS WILL [b][u]HATE YOU[/u][/b] AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL [b][u]LOV[/u][/b]-...No She'll still be in love with The Rock...Sorry...Again... [b][i]BONES OF EAO!![/i][/b] [i]Must be Level 18 or higher to order.[/i] [spoiler][i]Bones of Eao are not responsible for any damage to: Head, Arms, Torso, Legs, Relationships, and/or Emotions.[/i] [/spoiler][/quote]