I hate posting in detail about my personal life, but a lot of you may get a kick outta this.
Anyways, I'm in class, sitting there, fixing up one of the computers, when I hear some kids complaining about the line for the bathroom.
We have a line for the bathrooms now, and a security guard.
But not because something dramatic happened.
No one was shot or anything.
No, we have this because on multiple occasions, some kid took a shit in the sink or urinal, and put up signs all over the school saying:
"Fear the shitter"
"i am the school shitter"
and shit like that.
I don't even know what to say about that.
RedPlatypus 769 says he needs a theme song.
Open to suggestions
On behalf of Sexual Sandwich, I dubb this child, Shitler.
[spoiler]gonna assume its fine to post this for him[/spoiler]
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There was a similar situation where I went to Medical college. There was a "serial pooper" who was pooping on the toilet seat, smearing poop on the stalls, and was flushing whole rolls of toilet paper down the toilets to clog them. As a result the college administration closed all the public restrooms in the college of medicine except for a single pair across from the ground floor security station.