Post and specify your desired gender (Or I'll pick it for you), and then I'll give you a girlfriend.
Specifying the exact kind of person you want (Not gender) will most likely not affect anything. If you post "I want a girl with bug tits", you get what you wanted or you could get a flat grandma. If you post "I want a nuclear cock", you could, again, get what you wanted, or you could get a tic-tac dick.
EDIT: Unfortunately, I can't respond to every single one of you that fast, so your girl with "Bug tits" won't be delivered immediately, but you must be patient.
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Well thats enough Internet for today