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Edited by Døøb: 5/9/2016 10:35:46 PM
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Get a girlfriend/boyfriend here

Post and specify your desired gender (Or I'll pick it for you), and then I'll give you a girlfriend. Specifying the exact kind of person you want (Not gender) will most likely not affect anything. If you post "I want a girl with bug tits", you get what you wanted or you could get a flat grandma. If you post "I want a nuclear cock", you could, again, get what you wanted, or you could get a tic-tac dick. EDIT: Unfortunately, I can't respond to every single one of you that fast, so your girl with "Bug tits" won't be delivered immediately, but you must be patient.

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  • Well, I'm gonna assume this post was made for shits and giggles. But I'm looking for either sex, physically don't care just be fit enough to live off the land or something. ( I live in Texas so..) (Merica ) Um, personality should be positive and sarcastic of funny (Can't stand drama so.) [spoiler]also I think op is gonna find the most unfit emo tumbler girl who's always triggered. (Inb4triggedgirl)[/spoiler]

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