If Chuck Norris played Destiny...
He wouldn't need a controller, he has telepathic ability's.
Enimies on the battle field would spontaneously combust in his presence.
He would never die.
Even the darkness fears him.
He literally kills everyone when he lands in a crucible match.
Every atom in the universe is stable because he decides so.
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[i]Chuck Norris doesn't play destiny, Destiny plays Chuck Norris.[/i]