Would you bang me? I post a selfie.
[spoiler] http://imgur.com/flFxtno [/spoiler]
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Ew, a rat.
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Its actually a -blam!-[i]ing[/i] dog. Are you literally mental?
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No, I just really hate small dogs. If it doesn't weigh at least 50 pounds, it's cat food.
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I like cats so I will no longer argue. I have been nullified. Congratulations. You win.
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That's adorable.