Ayyyy
>egg cracks
>I hatch from egg
>I start life as a naked, cold alien in a baby's body
>find family
>family takes me in
>family raises me in the best possible way
>starts school
>middle school.jpeg
>aka "why the -blam!- am I so socially awkward" years?
>discovers rap music
>starts writing rap music
>isweakasf.jpeg
>rap starts giving me confidence and I get better at it
>graduates elementary school
>starts recording music
>has over 20K plays on SoundCloud
>sophomore year starts
>sophomore year finishes because I didn't like sophomore year
>junior year starts
>meets cute girl
>cute girl and Ro start talking
>cute girl says she's in love with Ro
>Ro loses his shit
>heartbreak and pain :(
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Boring and uneventful.