Ayyyy
>egg cracks
>I hatch from egg
>I start life as a naked, cold alien in a baby's body
>find family
>family takes me in
>family raises me in the best possible way
>starts school
>middle school.jpeg
>aka "why the -blam!- am I so socially awkward" years?
>discovers rap music
>starts writing rap music
>isweakasf.jpeg
>rap starts giving me confidence and I get better at it
>graduates elementary school
>starts recording music
>has over 20K plays on SoundCloud
>sophomore year starts
>sophomore year finishes because I didn't like sophomore year
>junior year starts
>meets cute girl
>cute girl and Ro start talking
>cute girl says she's in love with Ro
>Ro loses his shit
>heartbreak and pain :(
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> be me > fresh hatched troll grub > have lowest level of blood caste > parentsgone.jpg > somehow make it through first sweeps without dying, build small home > make friends online and nearby > play RPGs with friends > friend is convinced she needs revenge by some weird doctor your ancestor knew > mind controls other friend aka romantic interest > has him kill you > arise from dead, become depressed and unphased by anything > find world ending game in tomb > give it to friend who killed you, he makes it playable > everyone starts game > be combined with a frog and a ghost > later then be put into a robotic version of yourself made by creepy guy with obsession with you > robot explodes later > wake up as 'maid of time' > freeze main baddy in time > throw the loveliest of human funerals for all the people who died in the meantime