[b]Well, I got anything that cute mouth of yours desires, and if you don't know, then your personality traits will tell me the best drink that would suit you. You got a cup or a mug? And a story?[/b]

"Whiskey from the bottle......And yeah I got a lot of storys to tell"

*hands you a fifth. The bottle is obscure. Has a line to write on in the label* [b]Whiskey is a pretty generic term. So write what type you want on there. Shake it up and wait five minutes while it settles into the type you wrote. Choose a story big fella[/b]

*He wrote down an old Type of Whiskey he used to drink when younger* "A Story huh?.....Which one....Perhaps one from the siege on Venus........Hope you like old Ward-Dog Stories"

[b]I wouldn't be trading priceless drinks for anything else![/b]

"Very Well then...Where to start" [spoiler] BRB ill comment it when done, it might be a Long Text[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Its coolio. [/spoiler]

[i]Yeah, it was some years ago back when i was on my 20s...28 to be precise, a few years before i got married, It was only me and my squad mates the old Nova-8 Chem-trooper Battalion , we where just eighth but we where enough to make a battalion run in fear, Few Troops can say they have survived Mars Chemical warfare. We where Taking Garrison on an Old Building. We had just cleaned up the City so we where all just having a break, I was on watch duty to Our Commanders orders, man was she tough with me.......Middle of the night and I hear them, A UNSC Battalion of Scorpions if we where on Mars it would be a simple task but we had no backup or Sagmanks to fight back their tanks. Only one option...bring down the city over their own Tanks! it sounded crazy when the commander came up with it..bu we only had enough corrosive charges to bring down a building. SO was the plan, we had to Lure them into the trap Destroy it.....it was a good run to say the leas. I was the bait. they gave me all of Our kinetic shields and told me to lure them. the moment the 10 cannons aimed at me i ran like a mother-blam!-er, Hell wasnt for the shields id be krusk i took a couple of hits from those tank shells. But the moment i heard the corrosive charges go off man, it got ugly the Building bagan coming down over me It was scary to say the least. but i made it out as the Scorpions got crushed. After that i got the day off and fittingly the same whiskey i am about to re-taste after 21 years. [/i]

*low whistle* [b]Man, now that is a story I love to hear![/b]