Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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When I was a little kid, I would always lean against my dad or mom when I was tired at the store. So one day, I was tired at the store in one of the isles with my dad and there was another man in the isle. So I go to lean up against my dad and leaned against the stranger instead by accident because he was wearing similar clothes. I sat there for about 5 seconds before I realized what I had done