originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*An access point spilling red and black shadowy smoke opens in front of the gates of the Dojo. Maya appears dragging out a couch. A table. Another couch. And a tea set. She sits down and prepares four cups.*
[b]Fighting, fighting, fighting. What happened to the finer things in life?[/b]
[spoiler]current status. Open but must bring your own cup. Also. We're in hiding from the intruder. Because its tea/liquor time. No. Fights.
No longer hiding.
[b][i][u]But still no fights. This is peaceful relaxation time in these replies[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
Edit: no longer hiding. Angry Assaulttron is no longer keen on fighting our tea time. Please be respectful and strike up a conversation with the guy. I'm sure we could learn a lot from each other.
[spoiler]Details on our hiding. As long as a shadow is nearby. Our group is literally untraceable.[/spoiler]
[b]I SAID NO FIGHTING.[/b]
[b]Alright fine... I get it. Fighting by arguing. Conceded. BUT NO VIOLENCE.[/b]
*glares at Alex and WA-18*
[b]Prior to the tournament. Please come get your amp up teas! Any kind, all kind. We want you all to be ready![/b]
[b]I've been gone awhile.. BUT IM BACK NOW EVERYONE. So per the usual. Gotta start up some tea to bring me back in my mind set you lovely bastards[/b]
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[b]Tuesdays! Makes sure and come by on Tuesday's for your Tea![/b]
[spoiler]Current exotic teas
Corichea
Forsketta
Hasuthuca
Yurseuga
Grazaltha
Gurancha
Torschuerta
Rofitteras
We also have any number of drinks you can imagine.
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English
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*She starts making a glass filled with a disgusting looking green and orange color thick liquid. It smells godawful* [b]Do you want some morning healthy drink? It's full of every type of vitamins. Extremely good for you.[/b]
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Thanks, but I'll stick with my morning drink. *Pulls out a bottle of green liquid* I learned recently that it can make you sober and help with hangovers.
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[b]I'm pretty sure that's just more alcohol... Because that's what I used to do. Wake up hungover. Drink a thick strong green alcohol mix. And the hangover would go away. [/b]
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No, this is a bunch of herbs, with some Tang and Gatorade
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[b]That sounds utterly disgusting.... Ewwww[/b]
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Better than that stuff there
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[b]Touché... To f[i]u[/i]cking ché[/b]
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*chuckles before downing his drink*
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*gets an evil look in her eye. And then splashes tbe remaining of her health goop over your head, laughing* [b]HA! WHO'S CHUCKLING NOW!? [/b] *starts to try and chuckle but snorts instead*
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*it evaporates before hitting my face as I toss my backwash on you* I'm sorry, what?
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*Maya brings up her hand, trailing shadows with it. She catches all the flying backwash and bags it. She takes the pouch like shadow form and hucks it at you. It breaks open and wraps your whole body in a wet layer of shadows. Wet and slimy from your own backwash.* HA! *She waves her hand and releases the shadows to dissipate into the air*
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*dissolves into the ground so it flies past me and hits tubbs* *Reforms* Hah
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*on tubbs it does that thing I already described. Hahaha*
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*Mortar laughs. It is not like his chuckle, more lighthearted and warm*
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[b]Futuis eam. It still hit someone deserving.[/b] *laughs with abandon!*
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Agreed. *drinks more of his drink*
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[spoiler]did you google translate it? Haha if not. Futuis eam is latin for -blam!- it. My life motto[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I didn't look it up, Kinda my motto too. heh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]my other motto is disappoint to amaze[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]My other is procrastination is key.[/spoiler] [spoiler]500th comment[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yayyyyyu 500 commmennnttsss[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]well, now 502, but YAYYYY! this has more replies than your average Meme thread[/spoiler]
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I had no idea it would become so popular. Haha
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[spoiler]ayyyoooo[/spoiler]
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[u]Balthazar slides into one of your chairs, noticeably giddy .[/u] Hey baby, what's your sign? Just kidding, I like attack potatoes. How's it going? Where did you come from, and where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye joe? [u]Balthazar lapses into spasms, his head spinning as his arms contort and twitch.[/u]