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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Doos:
5/25/2016 2:40:43 PM
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*An access point spilling red and black shadowy smoke opens in front of the gates of the Dojo. Maya appears dragging out a couch. A table. Another couch. And a tea set. She sits down and prepares four cups.*
[b]Fighting, fighting, fighting. What happened to the finer things in life?[/b]
[spoiler]current status. Open but must bring your own cup. Also. We're in hiding from the intruder. Because its tea/liquor time. No. Fights.
No longer hiding.
[b][i][u]But still no fights. This is peaceful relaxation time in these replies[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
Edit: no longer hiding. Angry Assaulttron is no longer keen on fighting our tea time. Please be respectful and strike up a conversation with the guy. I'm sure we could learn a lot from each other.
[spoiler]Details on our hiding. As long as a shadow is nearby. Our group is literally untraceable.[/spoiler]
[b]I SAID NO FIGHTING.[/b]
[b]Alright fine... I get it. Fighting by arguing. Conceded. BUT NO VIOLENCE.[/b]
*glares at Alex and WA-18*
[b]Prior to the tournament. Please come get your amp up teas! Any kind, all kind. We want you all to be ready![/b]
[b]I've been gone awhile.. BUT IM BACK NOW EVERYONE. So per the usual. Gotta start up some tea to bring me back in my mind set you lovely bastards[/b]
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[b]Tuesdays! Makes sure and come by on Tuesday's for your Tea![/b]
[spoiler]Current exotic teas
Corichea
Forsketta
Hasuthuca
Yurseuga
Grazaltha
Gurancha
Torschuerta
Rofitteras
We also have any number of drinks you can imagine.
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English
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I tend to leave a few things out when I'm playing Battlefront.
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*waits for story nonetheless. Has all the time in the world*
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Listen, truth is, I'm just not open to telling my real past. I got other stories like that one time I destroyed an entire planets' worth of Ewoks...
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[b]As long as it's a story. It can be about anything.[/b]
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So, uhh, there was a set of Ewok tribes who oppose Jawas and made an appeal to the Republic Council to kill all jawas. I work very closely with the jawas, so I went to endor with nothing more than my lightsaber and a DL-43 and... Well... I guess I killed all those tribes. *Insert video game dialogue blackout that skips to the end of a long, detailed story/explanation/etc*
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So, this scientist didn't work for the company, he was actually a wild Furry/Weeb/Desticle...
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In fact, that's all I remember, as he horribly screwed up my mind...
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[b]A Saiyan in a green gi walks over to her, his tail swishing back and forth.[/b] "Hi!"
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[b]And what can I get for someone of your caliber?[/b]
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"You got anything... Exotic?"
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[b]Tell me a bit about yourself and I'm sure I can come up with something[/b]
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"Well, I'm a Saiyan, a very powerful race. My home planet was destroyed, and only a few of us remain."
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[b]Well that's just the obvious. I need quirks, habits, moods, personal stuff. Basically you just described to me, water. That you want water. [/b]
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"Oh! Okay! Well, I generally like to fight most people who look strong, I try to keep things on the positive side, I was named 'The Trainer of The Dojo' around a month ago by Lego, I tend to get a little... Murdery when angry, not to mention I can transform multiple times! I also have a son, who is protected by my dead wife's best friend."
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Edited by Doos: 4/5/2016 1:54:15 AM[b]ALRIGHT! Perfect. You're gonna love this then. A [i]Yurseuga[/i]. Stronger than a donkey kicking you at the same time that you pull the trigger on a massive firearm. But surprisingly enough. It has the hint of a sweet taste. The kicker, pun intended, is that the alcohol comes from the sweet taste and the tea comes from the putrid liquid. Don't worry. I use putrid because it is when drank by itself. As well as the alcohol is so sweet that you're mouth can't move from ecstasy. But mixed together makes the craziest drink around.[/b]
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"That sounds absolutely amazing."
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*Reaches into a shadow pocket and pulls out a barrel of the stuff* [b]Here ya go![/b]
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[b]He lifts it up with Ki.[/b] "An entire barrel? Ohhhh yes."
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Edited by VengefulSiren: 4/4/2016 9:25:10 PM*looks at the couch then floor * "i dont wanna ruin your couch cause of the water dripping off me" *sits on floor next to couch continues to dripping water on the floor creating a water puddle* "sorry about the floor "[spoiler]mermaid problems -.-"[/spoiler]
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[b]Well it's just grass. I put this tea group outside the dojo so it can be accessed by all. Members and newcomers. What can I get you? I promise you that I will literally have anything you want. [/b]
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Okay then i take seawater then and this for you *pull out a box carved from black coral thats covered in designs and sets it on the table*
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[b]*seawater? You have the option for a whole variety of exotic and fanciful drinks and you choose seawater? What about a [i]grazaltha[/i]? Can I offer you a [i]grazaltha[/i]? It's a mix between hawaii's seawater, Veronchia's sweet lakes(literal sweet water capable of... Well.. Fun memories), and a pinch of the salt of gigantic tree ponds in the jungles of [redacted]. Welll??[/b]
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Sounds awesome
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[b]There we gooooo. Now the cute mermaid gets it.[/b] *Maya pours a large conch shell with [i]Grazaltha[/i]. She hands it to you.* [b]Now tell me about this beautiful item..[/b]
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"Its something i came across in my travel all over the world oceans i found in a underwater cave.i took Iut with me but i have never opened that box but its heavy like something is in there"
