Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I was going home from batman v superman and I was hungry. The theater is miles and miles away so in a town on the way back there is only a McDonald's to eat at, I try to not to go at any McDonald's but I hadn't eaten in a while. I go in and this guy is there: Cashier bitch: what do you want sir? Me: Yeah, I'll just get a cheeseburger Cashier bitch: Fine that will cost you (forgot how much) Me: *gives money* Cashier bitch: That will cost you an extra 69 dollars *laughs uncontrollably* *looks at other girl coworkers* Me: Wow you acted like that was your words. Mommy and daddy must be impressed. Cashier bitch: at least I have a job Me: and I'm your paycheck, i want my money back Cashier bitch: dude I was kidding! *hands me my money anyway* [spoiler]didnt even say have a nice day[/spoiler]