Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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This really fat smelly guy walked onto the bus and im like shit dont sit next to me and he comes up and he be lije "Hi friend canni sit here?" And im not gonna be rude and say no so im like "sure" he sit next to me puts his arm around my neck so i pull the cord thingy and get iff like an hour away from my house