Ok. In actual physics and whatnot, lasers are a highly condensed beam of heat and light energy. If it was grade M, it would definitely do damage, but if the death star used its method of combining the beams, it would miss me. You can't stop heat energy with more heat energy. Therefore the beams pass through each other and don't even touch me. Do I win?
If you want to keep real world out of this, you'd need magnets. If you have a strong enough system of electromagnets you can just use them to disperse the laser, keep it away from you and do very little damage in general
It still gets to you directly, but it disperses before because how the beam works
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I wrote a whole 3 paragraph scenario just like your one then remembered that its an argument on who not how lol
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This is a debate of who could survive getting hit by it. Not how to block it.