Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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[i] [/i]
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a clam
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Im a master chief gender hur hur hur im stoopidd
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I am a gender fluid dodecahedronic self reciprocating asexual squidman
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I sexually identify as a silver 2013 Audi r8 coupé v10 plus 5.2 fsi quattro
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Ballot box, I'm allergic to trump ballots.
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Attack helicopter
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Attack helicopter
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Lonely
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Thanks tumblr! I've always wanted to be a -blam!-ING PIANO
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Alto sax
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Transzebra I can finally be who I am [spoiler]Idiots[/spoiler]
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I am a sub-marine. I am the best!
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I choose keyboard. That way I get action every time I reply!
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I identify as a colony of garden gnomes animating a corpse.
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I sexually identify as an enemy ac-130 above.
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A Potato. But since I'm living, I can roll around and hop.
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PERIGRINE GREAVES!!!!!!!!!!
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I sexual identify as an A-10 Warthog [spoiler]Brrrrrt[/spoiler]
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Attack Helicopter
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I was born a human, changed into an elephant 🐘 but I'm transitioning into a cheetah now. 🐆
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Oil rig, because I like pumping
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I sexually identify as the rotting roadkill sitting atop the majestic "Donald Trump's" head.
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Forklift.
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I want to be a it