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Edited by SaraTheItalian:
3/13/2016 9:21:43 PM
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Photo Caption Contest!
Hey, Off-Topic!
My bf sent me this "unexplainable" photo (he didn't take it, he found it online) and I thought maybe you guys could help with something. Come up with a cool caption/back story on the photo above and I'll pick the best comment and that person will win a prize :)
[i]Those who don't wish to participate can help out by quoting captions you like and/or bumping them. You're also free to comment even if you don't want a prize, just be sure to mention it in your reply.[/i]
[b]Prize:[/b]
[spoiler]Winner will receive a $20 PSN or a $25 Xbox gift card. If you don't want any of those, I can also send you a $20 Papa John's gift card.[/spoiler]
[b][u]Contest ends Mar. 13! Good luck ^-^[/u][/b]
Edit: I figured a week would be too long to wait so I changed the date to the 13th of March.
[b]Edit 2: help me bump a few of these comments, some of the good ones are being pushed to the bottom! Also, if you want to help judge, PM me[/b]
Edit 3: Congrats to weasl92 for winning! I might do another contest in the future :)
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1 ReplyThey didn't get me my sewing machine on time... so I'll make sure they don't get their truck back on time...
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Edited by GangerGrunt: 3/10/2016 12:49:31 PM[b][/b]
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1 Reply"The UPS tried to kill the swag, but he failed as his truck was sewn down, to the ground!" (Reference to "the metal" by tenacious d.)
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1 Reply"Cause Girl's love guys with wicked skillz," moment. :P
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1 ReplyHey! Im new but I'll give it my best try! Every once in a while sewing CAN be exciting!
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7 RepliesSince there's no Papa Johns in Canada, I guess I'll take the xbox card. http://i.imgur.com/xbjJsvF.png
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They laughed at me when I said my hand- stitched prom tux was killer. Look who's laughing now.
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I dont know what you are talking about, this is a daily occurence for me.
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The word you were looking for is "inexplicable."
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No matter how wild the bachelor party gets, it counts as a win when you get the deposit back on your tux.
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[spoiler]fite me irl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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1 Reply"Hop in my UPS van children, I have a sewing machine and candy." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplySo many replies mention a blender, guys it's a -blam!-ing sewing machine.
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This man discovered how to get overnight shipping for free. Ups hates him!
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Day after wedding reception.
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When you don't have condoms so you sew up your dick while driving and crash on prom night.
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*takes first glance* What in the good name of -blam!-...
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Do not try to -blam!- a sewing machine while driving
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They see me rollin' They hatin' Runnin' 'round tryna' catch me blendin' furries
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1 ReplyThat groomsman found his wedding gift for the bride and groom in the back of that ups van
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1 ReplyMixer, for the most extreme fun time during your marriage
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1 Reply10 minutes into Netflix and chill when he gives you this look. Or When you finally get married to your late grandmother's sewing machine, and you're thinking about the sexy times you're gonna have tonight.
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1 ReplyOh that's a nice excuse.
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1 ReplyOr you know just blatantly point out to the people of #Offtopic what day your birthday is.[spoiler]Have you no shame?[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesCan the winner get nudes instead
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3 RepliesAnother one: [spoiler]Always on-time deliveries, no mater what is going on![/spoiler]
