[quote]But what if... It's not OUR sins blocking god from us... But HIS sins.. I mean... Think about it... He doesn't really do anything any more- sloth Yes he does. He upholds everything. Keeps everything running. He spy's on us as we shower- lust Sigh...it's not lust, and it's not spying ether He's watching over us...protecting us. He's wrathfull, this does not need explaining... You are right(ish) on this one. God does love us, and is [b][i][u]NOT[/u][/i][/b] quick to anger, but there will be a day when he lets his wrath on the world. But I probably won't be here. He will have already have brought the Christians. He's greedy- he wants everyone to spend their entire lives praising him. No, that is not greediness. We were created for his glory, not to be slaves to him or something. He's so fukin prideful, he wrote a book about himself to 'make people act right' The Bible is not all about him. It's his words to you. His advice. Envy- he jelly of other faiths, hence crusades and stuff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *ahem* No. He is not jealous of other faiths. Gluttony- if he's everywhere (omnipresent?) he is a right fat -blam!- "Gluttony". Wow. He doesn't eat, silly. He is omnipresent. Not fat. Guys... It's not us... It's HIM![/quote] There are your answers.

Woah dude, I'm just offering my alternate theory. All that i ask is that you respect it, don't question it at all, and let me teach it in biology as an alternative to evolution and that other one. Is this too much to ask?! I will call the lessons 'god dun goofed'. [spoiler]lel[/spoiler]

I mean, technically he created sin in the first place

He didn't.